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Stone Age Goliaths
P [R] Orc

Founded by Bogboy Bombard, on the eastern edge of the World's Edge Mountains. Founded is a bit strong. Bogboy was playing with a boulder in one hand and a gobbo in the other, to see which one weighed more, his head or the gobbo (what do you expect, he's a troll), when 3 troll slayer scum noticed he was doing nobody any harm so decided to kill him because they have a problem with the world and if they have a problem, everyone else has to know about it. Get a grip. We all have problems we don't all have to dye our hair, don warpaint and kill the first stupid looking lumbering thing we come across. If we all did the world would be a very odd place and there wouldn't be many football players or fans left. Hmm I'll let you decide the merits on that. ANYWAY.
The stunty homo repressors killed him good and proper. He realised his head was heavier just as it rolled gently off his shoulders onto his hand. Instinctively he tried to put it back on but couldn't without someone switching the lights back on (stick with it), until he felt someone put it back on his shoulders and obligingly switched the lights back on. The first thing he saw was the pleasant complection of Inibull, head of the Rawclaws (a reasonably successful warband), and 3 dead dwarves, looking rather startled. So happy that someone actually took notice of him, Bogboy picked up Inibull and threw him up in the air about 27 feet (but in Orc - lots up). Inibull pushed his shoulder back into joint and that's how the Stone Age Goliaths were born.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bogboy Bombard
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
   13 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
2
Ragog Magog
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   12 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
3
Blinikus Stompus
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   13 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
4
Kinimeiko
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   13 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
5
Arag Fling
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
   12 5 0 0 0 1 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
6
Inibull Rawclaw
Blitzer
6 3 4 9
Block
+AG, Dodge
   13 0 6 0 2 0 22/31 150k
(80+70)k
  
7
Guratz Gabbung
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Jump Up
   12 0 2 0 3 1 17/31 130k
(80+50)k
  
8
Vrag Headcleaver
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   13 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
9
Scaramanga Throttlefist
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   3 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
10
Turco
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Grimjack Youngblood
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
   10 0 4 0 4 2 30/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Daragor Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1510k (±320) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 160k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1510k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:13 (7/2/4) |TD Diff:7 (18 - 11) |Cas Diff:3 (10/12/1 - 13/6/1)
Last Opponent: AFC Ajax
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/02.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Wood Elf11/0/02.0-1.00.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0140k
Dwarf20/1/10.5-1.00.0   0.5   0.0-1.5   2.5   0.0-55k
Human22/0/02.0-0.51.5   2.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.055k
Lizardmen10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Shambling Undead21/0/11.0-0.51.0   1.5   0.0-2.5   0.5   0.0-40k
Skaven11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.090k
Slann11/0/02.0-0.00.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-130k
Tomb Kings10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-50k
Underworld Denizens10/1/02.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Total137/2/41.4-0.80.8   0.9   0.1-1.0   0.5   0.1-8k