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No Claws in the Manicure Salon
Roster [B] Amazon


Cut Claws since 2011

In 2011, as the Clawpombs grown to a threat for every brave Blood Bowl team, the girls from the Manicure Salon sit together and guess what to do, to make the Box a safer place. And so Lance, the shop owner grow the idea to join the Black Box Blood Bowl Circus and start to declawing all the nasty teams with access to claws. The Salon Girls did their job surpriseingly well and after a few games they mess around with the bigest claw threads in the highest TV's just to continue their mission to declawing!


As showen in the pictures, the girls care about pollution too and recycle the cutted claws in many ways. At the beginning there was a customer with a cutting job, and with the leftovers the shop supply food or jewelry companys! Just an ordanary declawing job on an ordanary day in the shop!


If you want to, you can take a look at the lineup of all the girls whos played for the Salon so far and actually.
1st Class Service

Current Players
Past Players
0-56-1516-3031-5051-7576-175176+

Cutreport

Like in any Manicure Salon the girls are very professional and focused on cutting dirty and unappetizing claws! Some of their most difficuld jobs are stated here below:


Permanents

Kills

Legends in the Manicure Salon

This is the Hall of Fame for the longest and best serving Lads of the Salon! The Box isn't the savest place as anyone knows, though for lads, so there will be not that many girls here found in this place, never the less the few that will be shown here, are those i am very proud of!

If any girl reaches 176 Spp she will be unique further on and no other version of here will be bought!

PlayerSPPAbout
Hilda III212As rowdis wrecked the shop, she was further on the security guard, and she did her job well! In her 71st game she grows to a legend by BH a Bull Centaur by piling on on him. Died in her 78th game as she was blocked by Mort Elfripper
Lance the salon owner V205He is the proud shop owner and keeper of the collected claws. In his 89th game he reached legend status by scoring a Touch Down. He is recordholder in some disciplins (shown in the "Statistics" bar), a statfreak but must retire him after his 3th serious injury (-ma, -ma, -ag).
Kate V298The longest servamt in the shop, but cut claws like the young. In her 80th game she reached legend status by seriously injured a zombie (-ma), a shame, regen worked. In her 129th game she trips as she dodged with a sneak eye roll to eternety.
Esmeralda V233
Once she found a cutter under the desk, really! In her 108th game she reached legend status by scoring a Touch Down. She is i guess, the arche typ of an statfreak in both directions, got +ma, +ag +st and also -ma, -av, -av, ni. In her 133 Game she got killed by an frog block, what an end for a legend!
Hubert V176+This shop member live the dream by growing to a legend by cutting a disgusting claw! In his 109th game he cut the claws of mas (who can be found in the cut report). Hope he supports the shop many days further with his excellent stats

Unloved Customers

Well, in every shop there are good customers and there are bad customers! But not often you can name a bad customer that fast like you do in the Salon. The bad customers in Salons case are the "Natural Taklers". Now what is the diffrence between a good Salon and a excellent Salon? Right, the excellent Salon learn to arrange with his weaknesses and concentrate on the strengths, and so do the lads by show teeth and bashing and beeing fast and playing the ball. Though the Salon faces his threat and dont run away like a little beastman!

opponentgameswindrawloss
dwarf17584
chaos dwarf246711
Beautyball

Trophys

A Manicure Salon without Trophis isnt a Manicure Salon i guess, and Lance collect them like a bee collect honey. So here we go with Lance's pride and joy.


Team Statistics

Lance love the girls, Lance love the Salon and well, Lance love statistics. So its no wonder that he collects every usable information about the lads and the Salon and show it on the bulletin board in the salon to present it the astonishing customers.

WhatWhoHow
Game Number 100The whole Teama 4 - 0 win vs big bad chaos at 2012/12/07
Highest Amazone Team Value in the BoxThe whole Team2150 TV reached at 2013/01/02
Black Box Premiership #1 over AmazoneThe whole Teamwith a 12/3/1 - W/D/L record
#1 most Fouls over active Amazone in Black BoxTatum Vwith 84 Fouls at 2012/12/13, retired after her 64th game
#1 Highest Rushing over active Amazone in Black BoxLance the salon owner Vwith 869 rush yards at 2012/12/27
#1 Top Scorer over active Amazone in Black BoxLance the salon owner Vwith 30 Touch Downs at 2012/12/27
Got Cleared from the PitchThe whole Teamgot 2 kills (1 St.4 Player), 1 niggling injurie and 1 bh at 2011/10/26
Cleared the PitchThe whole Teamcaused 3 mng and 2 bh
#1 oldest Player over active Amazone in Black BoxEleanore IIplayed 110 games for the team
Another time cleared the PitchThe whole Teamcaused 1 -av, 1 kill and 2 bh
First reported OneturnerThe whole Teamwith Ma 7 player: 3 gfi, 5 blocks, 1 completion, 5 dodges
Victory Number 100The whole Teama 2 - 1 win vs fouling and decaying khemri at 2013/08/12
Game Number 200The whole Teama 2 - 1 win vs lame oneturning Skaven Team, mission accomplished, team crippled at 2013/08/30

Equipment
Destroyed Teams

Some times, the girls got frenzy and hit the pitch like a hurricane and the opposing coach had no other choice than retire the rest of his team, so this happend to the following teams.

TeamnameRaceretired after # games
Rumors5
Fury of Winter IV45

Turnaments

From time to time the lads of the Salon gets excited because they join a turney. Here you can see the last turnaments with the additional infos about the results and participants.



Brawl Nr.played roundsplayed teamsresult
Black Box Brawl XXXXVIII1-
Black Box Brawl LIII1-
Black Box Brawl LIV2Semi Finalist
Black Box Brawl CCXXXVI3Finalist
Black Box Brawl CCXLIV1-



Qualifier Nr.played roundsplayed teamsresult
Crown Of Sand III Qualifier I2-
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Pimpernel
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
2
Rose X
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard
   2 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
3
Hubert V
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 4 2 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, Mighty Blow, +ST, Tackle, Stand Firm, Grab
 -ag, n 118 1 4 0 55 13 Legend
188
 240k
(90+150)k
  
4
Frida XXIII
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Tackle
   20 1 2 0 12 4 51/76 170k
(90+80)k
  
5
Eleanore VII
Piranha Warrior Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
   5 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
6
Rita XVII
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Wrestle, Tackle
   29 2 2 0 1 2 20/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
7
Charloss
Piranha Warrior Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
   8 1 2 0 1 0 9/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
10
Ruth XVI
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Wrestle, Guard, Tackle
   39 1 3 0 1 4 32/51 120k
(50+70)k
  
13
Sweety XI
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 4 7
Dodge
+AG, Block, Fend, Sure Hands, Kick
   64 17 30 0 6 4 139/176 170k
(50+120)k
  
14
Tatum XVII
Tribal Linewoman
7 3 3 7
Dodge
+MA, Block, Fend, Tackle
   43 3 10 0 4 6 71/76 140k
(50+90)k
  
16
Sophia XIII
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Wrestle
   28 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
11 players  
Coach: chaoszwerg2001 Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Amazon Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1660k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1660k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:270 (146/64/60) |TD Diff:174 (412 - 238) |Cas Diff:-172 (342/220/90 - 466/273/85)
Last Opponent: Muskeltonus BBC
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon72/1/41.3-1.31.1   0.7   0.0-2.1   0.9   0.3-6k
Chaos Chosen4633/8/51.7-0.61.6   0.7   0.4-2.1   1.3   0.318k
Chaos Dwarf246/7/110.8-1.20.8   0.6   0.1-2.1   1.3   0.559k
Chaos Renegade95/3/11.9-0.91.2   0.8   0.3-1.8   1.1   0.127k
Dark Elf92/2/51.2-1.40.7   0.8   0.2-1.1   0.6   0.123k
Dwarf175/8/40.9-0.90.8   0.6   0.1-1.9   0.9   0.438k
Elven Union20/1/11.5-2.01.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.0-15k
Goblin11/0/02.0-0.06.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0110k
Halfling10/1/02.0-2.05.0   0.0   2.0-2.0   0.0   0.090k
High Elf11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0210k
Human137/3/31.4-0.91.3   0.4   0.1-1.2   0.9   0.272k
Lizardmen62/1/31.7-1.51.5   0.8   0.2-1.8   0.7   0.8-77k
Necromantic Horror2410/9/51.3-0.91.5   1.0   0.4-1.7   1.1   0.31k
Norse75/0/21.6-0.41.3   1.7   0.3-1.7   0.7   0.680k
Nurgle3522/8/51.5-0.60.9   0.7   0.5-1.8   1.1   0.313k
Ogre11/0/05.0-0.06.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0-150k
Orc125/4/31.4-1.20.4   0.5   0.1-2.3   0.9   0.2-15k
Shambling Undead42/1/11.3-1.30.8   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.5   0.8-30k
Skaven53/0/21.4-1.22.4   1.2   0.2-1.2   0.6   0.046k
Slann53/1/12.2-0.61.2   1.4   0.2-1.0   0.4   0.6-86k
Tomb Kings88/0/02.5-0.31.4   1.3   0.3-1.6   1.6   0.361k
Underworld Denizens1110/1/02.3-0.72.2   0.9   0.5-1.2   1.1   0.55k
Vampire148/2/41.7-1.01.0   1.1   0.9-1.4   0.6   0.137k
Wood Elf85/3/02.0-1.32.0   1.1   0.5-0.9   0.8   0.129k
Total270146/64/601.5-0.91.3   0.8   0.3-1.7   1.0   0.322k