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The Teabaggers are an NWL League team. Season 20, Stone Boot Division: Finished the season 2-5-0 as the Feral Berserkers. Some may think thats respectable. This coach thinks otherwise. Season 21 Stone Boot Division: Finished 1-3-4: Following this seasons utterly pathetic performance, the Feral Berserkers officially changed their team name to the Feral Teabaggers. Because they suck balls. Season 22 Brass Balls Division: 4-1-0 with a couple forfeits thrown in. The Teabaggers finally punch their ticket to Premier! Season 23 Premier: A pathetic 3-1-5 showing nets the Teabaggers a demotion back to Veteran. The big boys are too much for this fledgling franchise. Season 24 Eastern Conference: An outstanding 8-1-0 season proves to everyone that the Teabaggers belong in the Premier Division. Season 25 Premier: A solid 6-1-1 record earns the Teabaggers the 3rd spot in the standings. But...there were NINE games on the schedule! The Teabaggers won a match due to a forfeit...but due to the NWL's antiquated foreit rules, the forfeit didn't count as a win (and thus 0 vs. 3 standings points). And therefore the Premier Championship was denied to the Teabaggers and handed to the Savage Slings. But we're not bitter. Really. Season 26 Premier: Finishing 3-1-3 and 3rd place wasn't what the team had hoped for, but 3rd place kept them in Premier for next season. Season 27 Premier: Another lackluster season (2-3-2) has the front office seriously considering a wholesale sacking of injured players and a new coach. Do the Teabaggers even really belong in the Premier Division? |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Snow Troll
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4 | 5 | 1 | 8 | Claw, Disturbing Presence, Frenzy, Loner, Wild Animal Block, Mighty Blow, Guard |
-ma | 45 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 1 | 47/ | 210k
(140+70)k |
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2 |
Ulfwerenar
|
6 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy Guard, Block, Dodge, Break Tackle |
  | 70 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 13 | 6 | 71/ | 200k
(110+90)k |
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3 |
Ulfwerenar
|
6 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy Block, Mighty Blow, Guard |
  | 21 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 3 | 40/ | 170k
(110+60)k |
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4 |
Berserker
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up Mighty Blow |
  | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10/ | 110k
(90+20)k |
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5 |
Berserker
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up Tackle |
  | 7 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 15/ | 110k
(90+20)k |
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7 |
Catcher
|
8 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dauntless Dodge, Sure Hands, +MA, Side Step, Kick-Off Return |
m | 51 | 1 | 32 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 121/ | 200k
(0)k |
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8 |
Thrower
|
6 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Block, Pass +ST, Guard, Dodge, +AV |
-ag | 45 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 51/ | 210k
(70+140)k |
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10 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Tackle |
  | 14 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 9/ | 70k
(50+20)k |
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11 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50+0)k |
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12 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
  | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 50k
(50+0)k |
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14 |
Lineman
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Dirty Player, Kick, Fend |
-ma | 33 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 35/ | 110k
(50+60)k |
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15 |
Lineman
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Tackle |
-ma | 16 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 13/ | 70k
(50+20)k |
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16 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
  | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 50k
(50+0)k |
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12 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 77 (37/22/18) | | | TD Diff: | 38 (109 - 71) | | | Cas Diff: | 69 (139/63/29 - 75/65/22) |
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Last Opponent: Dark Woods of the Wastes |
Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
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W/D/L | Avg | Avg | Avg diff | ||||||
Chaos Chosen | 3 | 2/1/0 | 1.0 | - | 0.3 | 0.7 0.3 0.0 | - | 0.7 0.3 0.0 | -187k |
Chaos Dwarf | 1 | 0/1/0 | 1.0 | - | 1.0 | 2.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 5.0 0.0 2.0 | 10k |
Chaos Renegade | 7 | 4/1/2 | 1.3 | - | 0.9 | 2.4 0.7 0.4 | - | 1.9 0.6 0.7 | 71k |
Dark Elf | 4 | 3/1/0 | 1.8 | - | 0.8 | 1.0 1.0 0.3 | - | 0.5 0.0 0.0 | 65k |
Dwarf | 4 | 3/1/0 | 1.8 | - | 0.5 | 0.5 0.3 0.5 | - | 1.5 1.8 0.5 | -33k |
Elven Union | 6 | 3/1/2 | 1.3 | - | 0.7 | 2.2 1.3 0.3 | - | 1.2 0.8 0.3 | 167k |
Halfling | 1 | 1/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 0.0 | 3.0 0.0 1.0 | - | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | 760k |
High Elf | 3 | 3/0/0 | 2.3 | - | 1.0 | 2.7 0.7 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | 390k |
Human | 4 | 2/0/2 | 1.3 | - | 1.3 | 2.8 0.8 0.5 | - | 1.5 1.3 0.0 | 150k |
Lizardmen | 2 | 1/1/0 | 2.0 | - | 0.5 | 0.5 1.0 0.0 | - | 0.5 0.5 0.0 | 490k |
Necromantic Horror | 7 | 2/2/3 | 0.9 | - | 1.0 | 0.9 0.9 0.3 | - | 1.3 0.9 0.4 | -50k |
Norse | 4 | 0/2/2 | 0.0 | - | 1.3 | 0.8 0.0 0.3 | - | 1.0 1.5 0.0 | 85k |
Nurgle | 3 | 1/2/0 | 1.7 | - | 1.0 | 0.7 1.0 0.7 | - | 1.3 0.7 0.0 | 87k |
Orc | 2 | 0/1/1 | 1.0 | - | 1.5 | 0.5 0.0 0.0 | - | 2.0 0.0 1.0 | 45k |
Shambling Undead | 9 | 5/3/1 | 1.7 | - | 0.9 | 2.2 1.6 0.7 | - | 0.8 1.1 0.1 | 168k |
Skaven | 7 | 2/3/2 | 1.6 | - | 1.3 | 2.7 1.1 0.6 | - | 0.3 0.7 0.3 | 110k |
Slann | 2 | 1/1/0 | 1.5 | - | 0.5 | 0.5 0.5 0.5 | - | 0.0 1.0 0.0 | 95k |
Underworld Denizens | 2 | 2/0/0 | 3.5 | - | 1.0 | 4.5 0.5 0.5 | - | 0.0 0.5 0.0 | 255k |
Wood Elf | 6 | 2/1/3 | 1.2 | - | 1.2 | 2.5 0.7 0.2 | - | 0.3 1.5 0.5 | 378k |
Total | 77 | 37/22/18 | 1.4 | - | 0.9 | 1.8 0.8 0.4 | - | 1.0 0.8 0.3 | 132k |