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Geordie Pride
Retired [L] Chaos Chosen



Geordie n. & adj. Brit. colloq. n.
1 a native of Tyneside.
2 the dialect spoken on Tyneside.
adj. of or relating to Tyneside, its people, or its dialect.
Oxford Dictionary.



A tribute to my adopted home of Newcastle Upon Tyne, we present a collection of the North East's greatest heroes to join the WIL in the new CRP revolution! Viva la ClawPOMB!


WIL SEASON XXI
~Finished 5th in India Regional Division~
2/1/5

A frustrating debut season saw the Geordies attempt to get a stable squad and some basic skills. Sting came through as the standout player of the season with a Strength increase and Block early on.


WIL SEASON XXII
~Winners of Aeryn Regional Division~
4/1/0
(2 more wins via concession)

The team draft in a Minotaur to start their second season, believing a bit more muscle could bring the results the Toon Army are looking for? She delivers and the team go on a four game winning streak until Kung Pow injures her and the team doctor fails to save her. Regardless, the team wins the division and is promoted.


WIL SEASON XXIII
~Relegated from the Unicorn Conference~
0/2/5

A terrible start to life in the Conferences, and the team notices the difference in quality of teams as it struggles to keep up. A lack of players and a lack of skills hampers the teams chances of staying up in their debut season in the conference, and predictably they finish last and crash back down to the Regionals...


WIL SEASON XXIV
~Finished 4th in Morien Regional Division~
4/1/2

A better start to the season back in the regionals, drawing their first match due to a goalline trip for the winning TD, going on to win against the strong Nurgle opposition. The season suffered a slump later on however, getting beaten by two far lower valued teams as a lack of bench and an excess of inducements favoured their opponents. Despite midtable mediocrity the team is promoted due to being a high scoring non-winner and multiple drop outs. Another shot at the conference beckons!


WIL SEASON XXV
~Promoted from the WIL Unicorn Conference via playoffs~
4/2/1

A huge improvement on the first attempt at the Conferences, the team bounces back from an opening day defeat, with a current winning streak of three games. The team is bloated and running low on players, but finally seems to have learnt how to do what Chaos do best with several games won early on by crushing the opposition. A slow end to the season means midtable beckons by the looks of things, but a final push gets second place after all. A win in the playoff games means we join the Premiership for the first time next season!


WIL SEASON XXVI
~Finished 4th in the WIL Premier Division~
4/2/3

The team start with a win in their debut season in the top flight, but are brought back down with a crash as early in the season they lose their all-time leading TD scorer Sting. With this early loss it looks like it could be a struggle to survive amongst the big boys? A solid midseason leads the team to a chance of glory, but failure to beat the other teams in contentions leads them to finish in the survival zone but out of the silverware. Very pleased with the teams Premier debut and expecting big things from them next season!


WIL SEASON XXVII
~Finished 3rd in the WIL Premier Division~
4/3/2

A very frustrating second season in the Premier Division, where the opponents continually manage to defy the odds at each occasion despite the Chaos taking them to pieces. This story repeats itself over and over throughout the season that seems to be shaping up as a battle to stay up rather than challenge for silverware. All turns out alright in the end after a surge in the last couple of games leaves the team comfortably staying in the Premiership.


WIL SEASON XXVIII
~Finished 2nd in the WIL Premier Division~
7/1/1

Despite an almost unbeaten season the team finish second to PeteW's Norse, even after obliterating them in their meeting. The team and coach go into semi retirement, and begin a tour of the local pub team scene in preparation for their triumphant return to the WIL once coach Cribble has the time to dedicate to these Geordie psychos...



WIL SEASON XXXVI
~Finished 3rd in the WIL Lion Conference~
3/2/2

After an eight season absence, and with a renewed vigour the team returns to the WIL, searching for more blood and perhaps a kebab? Restarting in the Conferences doesn't deter the North Easterners, and only makes them more determined to regain their position in the Premier Division! A promising start was stalled by the loss of several key players early on, and the team finished one point short of the second place that would have given them a playoff shot. Licking their wounds, they continue to rebuild for former glory!

Current deadlines
Waiting for new season
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ant McPartlin
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block
   4 0 3 0 0 0 9/ 120k
(100+20)k
  
2
Declan Donnelly
Chosen Blocker
4 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Diving Tackle
 -ma 31 3 3 1 1 3 31/ 170k
(100+70)k
  
3
Alan Shearer
Chosen Blocker
5 5 3 9
Mighty Blow, Piling On, +ST, Block, Claw, Tentacles
 m 73 1 7 1 70 4 Legend
184
 250k
(0)k
  
4
Bobby Robson
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Mighty Blow, Piling On, Claw, Block, Tackle, Frenzy
   74 1 3 0 94 5 Legend
223
 220k
(100+120)k
  
5
Gazza
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Guard, Tackle, Block
   37 0 7 1 3 3 44/ 120k
(60+60)k
  
6
Robson Green
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 6
Horns
Dirty Player, Wrestle
 -av, -av 56 2 0 0 2 3 21/ 100k
(60+40)k
  
7
Sting
Beastman Runner
6 3 2 8
Horns
Block, Frenzy, Tackle
 -ag 26 0 4 0 2 4 36/ 120k
(60+60)k
  
8
Brian Johnson
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Extra Arms, Sure Hands
   10 2 2 0 1 2 20/ 100k
(60+40)k
  
9
Sid Waddell
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
Jimmy Fivebellies
Beastman Runner
6 4 3 7
Horns
Diving Tackle, Stand Firm, +ST, Block
 -av 49 3 4 0 2 9 64/ 180k
(60+120)k
  
12
Peter Beardsley
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Mighty Blow, Claw, Jump Up, Piling On, Block
   66 3 12 0 48 5 160/ 170k
(60+110)k
  
16
The Angel of the North
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 150k
(150+0)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Cribbleobblepie Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1890k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 200k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2140k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:74 (33/18/23) |TD Diff:10 (97 - 87) |Cas Diff:165 (164/104/49 - 92/46/14)
Last Opponent: Salamonis Glory
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/02.0-1.03.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-220k
Chaos Chosen53/1/11.4-0.82.4   1.4   0.8-2.6   1.6   0.294k
Chaos Dwarf52/0/31.4-1.41.0   1.0   0.2-1.6   0.6   0.4140k
Chaos Renegade21/0/11.0-0.52.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0220k
Dark Elf62/3/11.0-0.81.3   0.8   1.8-0.8   0.2   0.0123k
Dwarf22/0/02.0-0.01.5   1.0   1.5-1.0   0.5   0.5155k
Elven Union21/0/11.5-1.52.0   1.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0255k
High Elf61/1/41.2-2.32.5   1.3   0.8-0.2   0.2   0.0210k
Human22/0/02.0-0.51.0   1.0   0.5-0.5   0.5   0.0215k
Lizardmen31/1/11.0-1.31.7   1.3   0.0-1.3   0.7   0.3-23k
Necromantic Horror52/2/11.6-1.22.6   2.8   0.2-3.0   1.0   0.2186k
Norse54/0/11.4-1.02.2   2.0   0.6-1.8   0.4   0.8314k
Nurgle73/4/01.1-0.62.7   1.3   1.4-1.0   1.4   0.089k
Orc52/1/21.6-1.23.2   2.2   0.2-1.2   0.4   0.0-6k
Shambling Undead51/2/20.8-1.41.4   1.2   0.4-1.6   0.4   0.6192k
Skaven52/1/21.2-1.62.8   0.6   0.6-0.8   0.4   0.2216k
Slann10/1/01.0-1.01.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.060k
Tomb Kings10/1/01.0-1.03.0   1.0   2.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-100k
Underworld Denizens32/0/11.3-0.72.7   0.7   0.0-0.7   0.3   0.0103k
Wood Elf31/0/21.7-2.33.7   3.0   0.3-0.0   0.7   0.0477k
Total7433/18/231.3-1.22.2   1.4   0.7-1.2   0.6   0.2154k