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Wicker Men
Roster [X2] Undead

Some historians believe that the Wicker Man was a method used by the Celts to destroy their enemies, filling a giant effigy with people then setting it on fire.

Others believe it was Roman propaganda to stir fear and loathing of the Celts among others.

Nonetheless, the Wicker Man is a memorable idea, it spawned a tarot card, an apparently pretty poor movie (a "cult classic" 1973 or 1974), and an Iron Maiden album.

It is this morbid horror that now invades the Bloodbowl pitch.

When we get the ref, he stays got.

When there's a pitch invasion, your players are stuffed into a giant effigy, hopefully for the rest of their short lives.

Animated, smaller versions run about the pitch, playing out a ghastly mockery of a game, at the whim of a demented but powerful coach.

Every game is played in the shadow of a towering animated prison, just waiting to be set alight and consume hapless sacrifices. Dying in the Wicker Man may not be the end of it, either...
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dughall Kunagnos
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block
   3 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 130k
(138)k
  
2
Einion Uchdryd
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block, Guard
   10 0 0 0 6 1 17/31 150k
(160)k
  
3
Tanguy Tremaynson
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Tackle, Pass Block
   19 1 3 0 2 1 19/31 130k
(145)k
  
5
Ginebra Ulason
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
Dirty Player, Block
   53 0 2 0 1 4 28/31 70k
(115)k
  
6
Briana Ardrason
Wight
7 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
+MA, Shadowing, Tackle
   28 4 7 0 1 3 42/51 160k
(178)k
  
7
Cuchulain Noland
Ghoul
7 3 3 6
Dodge
Dirty Player, Block
 -av 24 2 3 0 1 2 23/31 110k
(138)k
  
8
Conspiracy
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
  
9
Carney Inness
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block, Tackle, Dirty Player
   39 0 3 0 3 4 35/51 90k
(140)k
  
10
Sven Christenson
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Dirty Player, Block, Kick
   48 1 0 0 5 4 31/51 90k
(140)k
  
11
Bryce Anant
Ghoul
7 3 4 7
Dodge
+AG
   6 2 2 0 1 1 15/16 110k
(120)k
  
12
Hans Anderson
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
  
13
Varney Wynne
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   2 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(75)k
  
14
Marshal Fault
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
  
15
Prigar Vidash
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Dirty Player, Block
 n 61 1 0 0 4 4 29/31 70k
(102)k
  
16
Murray Greyson
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
  
15 players  
Coach: Covertfun Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Undead Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1870k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:67 (36/17/14) |TD Diff:44 (122 - 78) |Cas Diff:115 (111/61/48 - 55/34/16)
Last Opponent: 33 Chin Chen Street
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
High Elf42/0/21.3-1.82.3   0.5   0.3-0.8   0.3   0.353k
Amazon33/0/02.0-0.72.0   0.7   1.3-0.0   0.3   0.7-37k
Chaos Chosen42/1/11.8-1.01.0   2.0   0.8-1.8   1.3   0.5-150k
Chaos Dwarf31/0/20.7-1.31.3   2.0   0.3-0.3   0.7   0.7-23k
Dark Elf53/1/12.0-1.42.0   1.0   1.0-0.4   0.4   0.6-40k
Dwarf63/1/21.3-1.21.0   0.7   1.0-0.8   0.3   0.0-128k
Elven Union31/2/02.0-1.72.3   0.3   1.7-0.3   0.0   0.0-30k
Human43/1/02.8-1.01.5   1.3   0.3-0.3   1.0   0.315k
Lizardmen43/1/02.0-0.82.8   1.3   0.3-0.8   0.3   0.0-20k
Necromantic Horror21/1/01.5-1.02.5   0.5   0.5-0.0   1.0   0.0145k
Norse126/3/31.7-1.01.7   0.6   0.9-1.7   0.6   0.252k
Nurgle41/1/21.5-1.30.5   1.3   0.3-1.8   0.3   0.378k
Orc85/3/02.1-0.81.4   0.6   0.4-0.4   0.3   0.1-98k
Shambling Undead10/0/11.0-2.01.0   2.0   1.0-1.0   2.0   0.0110k
Skaven10/1/03.0-3.02.0   2.0   2.0-0.0   1.0   0.0260k
Tomb Kings11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.010k
Wood Elf21/1/03.5-2.03.5   0.5   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.040k
Total6736/17/141.8-1.21.7   0.9   0.7-0.8   0.5   0.2-11k