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Gru's Minions
Retired [R] Orc

We stole the Statue of Liberty...!
[minions cheer]
...the small one, from Las Vegas!
[cheers stop]
I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower... also Vegas.


We have located a shrink ray in a secret lab. And once we take this shrink ray, we will have the capability to pull off the TRUE crime of the century!
We... are going to steal...
[minions pull out weapons]
Wait, wait! I haven't told you what it is yet.
[rocket launcher fires]
Hey. Dave, listen up, please!
[minion walks over to Dave and punches him]
Next, we are going to steal... pause for effect......the MOON!
[Minions cheer]
And once the moon is mine, the world will give me whatever I want to get it back, and I will be the greatest villain of all time! That's what I'm talking about!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gru
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Strip Ball, Guard, Tackle
   49 1 5 0 18 2 62/ 160k
(80+80)k
  
2
Phil
Blitzer
4 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Grab, Stand Firm
 -ma, -ma 46 1 7 2 17 7 95/ 180k
(80+100)k
  
3
Jerry
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Guard, Dodge, Tackle, Jump Up
   47 2 8 1 14 4 76/ 200k
(80+120)k
  
4
Mark
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow
   5 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 100k
(80+20)k
  
5
Dave
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Juggernaut, Jump Up, Diving Tackle, Tackle
   49 0 2 0 32 7 105/ 200k
(80+120)k
  
6
Stewart
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
7
Tim
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard
   18 0 1 0 4 4 31/ 140k
(80+60)k
  
8
Bob
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow
   12 0 0 0 2 3 19/ 120k
(80+40)k
  
9
Kevin
Thrower
4 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Kick-Off Return
 -ma 13 9 1 0 2 2 26/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
10
Billy
Lineman
5 3 3 8
Block, Tackle
 n, -av, m 48 0 1 0 3 4 29/ 90k
(0)k
  
11
Larry
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Tackle, Dodge, Fend
   48 3 5 0 8 7 69/ 140k
(50+90)k
  
12
John
Lineman
5 3 3 9   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: mr-maverick Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1890k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1980k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:51 (17/13/21) |TD Diff:-15 (54 - 69) |Cas Diff:53 (73/58/12 - 53/33/4)
Last Opponent: Bondabur Goliaths
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0-10k
Chaos Chosen30/2/10.7-1.01.0   0.0   0.3-1.0   0.7   0.350k
Chaos Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-90k
Chaos Renegade42/1/11.3-0.80.8   1.3   0.0-2.3   1.0   0.053k
Dark Elf41/0/31.0-1.52.8   1.3   0.5-0.3   0.0   0.0110k
Dwarf20/1/10.0-1.51.0   0.5   0.0-2.5   2.0   0.0-55k
Elven Union10/0/11.0-3.01.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Human61/3/21.3-1.51.2   1.0   0.3-1.5   0.5   0.070k
Necromantic Horror52/1/21.2-0.80.8   1.2   0.2-1.0   0.2   0.0106k
Norse62/0/41.0-1.81.8   1.3   0.0-1.7   1.3   0.223k
Nurgle11/0/01.0-0.00.0   1.0   2.0-2.0   2.0   1.0460k
Ogre11/0/02.0-0.03.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0180k
Orc11/0/01.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0140k
Shambling Undead51/3/10.8-1.21.4   1.0   0.2-1.0   0.6   0.2-6k
Skaven21/0/10.5-1.01.0   1.5   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-60k
Tomb Kings22/0/01.5-0.51.0   2.5   0.0-0.5   1.5   0.030k
Wood Elf62/0/41.3-2.72.2   1.3   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.033k
Total5117/13/211.1-1.41.4   1.1   0.2-1.0   0.6   0.150k