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Punish the Monkey
Roster [R] Orc

Punishing the monkey is always awesome. Retire or kill the monkey, and you will be the new monkey!

The first monkey lasted seven games before Synn broke its collarbone. Synn is the new monkey!
Synn the Monkey lasted only four games before The_Provocateur broke his neck. The_Provocateur is the new monkey!
The_Provocateur the monkey lasts just three games before Jeffro broke his neck. Jeffro is the new monkey!
Jeffro lasts just two games as the Monkey before being replaced by Araznaroth!
Araznaroth lasts four games before being EATEN by the Organ Grinder! We have a new nameless Monkey!
The nameless Monkey lasts seven games and was killed in the Fumbbl Cup! Eusebio is the new monkey!
Eusebio the Monkey was killed by the legendary vindaloo in the quarterfinals of the Fumbbl Cup. vindaloo will be the new Monkey!
Vindaloo lasts just three matches during the Warpstone Open before having his ankle snapped against Un bon menú. Zakatan will be the new monkey!
Zakatan survives for a new record, thirteen matches! He was killed during a training match against They Mostly Come At Night. happygrue will be the new Monkey!
happygrue lasts a scant two matches as the monkey before having his knee ruined against Pro Elf and I Vote! pizzamogul will be the new monkey!
pizzamogul limps off with his tin cup after having his ankle shattered in his fifth match by a blitz-ra in the Ulthuan Invitational. Deadshane will be the new monkey!
Deadshane was EATEN by the Organgrinder during round two of the Lustrian Cup! We will have a new nameless monkey!
The nameless monkey lasted one match only before Miyuso spilled some of his brains! Miyuso is the new Monkey!
Miyuso survives 18 matches before being put out of commission. Arturidas is the new Monkey!
Arturidas lasts for four games before having his spine mangled in the Warpstone Open. Mav13shc is the new Monkey!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Don't Crash the Ambulance
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Grab, +MA
   62 0 7 0 45 3 126/176 190k
(80+110)k
  
2
Boom Like That
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
3
So Far from the Clyde
Blitzer
6 4 3 9
Block
+ST, Dodge, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut
   50 0 20 0 15 4 110/176 220k
(80+140)k
  
4
What it is
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Dodge
   14 0 0 0 0 4 20/31 130k
(80+50)k
  
5
Congo
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
   23 0 1 0 1 3 20/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
6
Heavy Fuel
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Side Step
   45 0 3 0 3 3 30/31 130k
(80+50)k
  
7
Sultans of Swing
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Side Step, Guard, Fend
   86 0 2 0 12 7 65/76 170k
(80+90)k
  
8
Back to Tupelo
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   8 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
9
Piper to the End
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   8 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
12
Six Blade Knife
Lineman
5 3 3 9   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
I'm The Fool
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Dirty Player, Wrestle
   50 0 3 0 1 3 26/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
14
Romeo and Juliet
Lineman
5 3 4 9
Guard, +AG
   32 3 2 0 1 3 26/31 120k
(50+70)k
  
15
The Organ Grinder
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
16
Mav13shc the Monkey
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Kryten Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 2010k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 200k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 2010k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:88 (52/8/28) |TD Diff:36 (127 - 91) |Cas Diff:81 (127/71/37 - 91/47/16)
Last Opponent: Grin Bay Soul Snackers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.020k
Chaos Chosen65/0/11.5-0.81.0   0.2   0.2-0.7   0.7   0.3-38k
Chaos Dwarf42/1/12.3-1.01.8   0.0   0.8-1.3   0.5   0.3-50k
Chaos Renegade43/1/02.0-1.01.3   0.5   0.3-0.5   0.3   0.0-8k
Dark Elf139/2/21.7-1.22.0   1.2   0.8-0.3   0.1   0.1-33k
Dwarf33/0/01.0-0.00.7   0.7   0.0-1.3   0.7   0.3-7k
Elven Union32/0/12.3-2.03.0   1.3   1.0-0.7   0.7   0.0230k
Goblin22/0/02.5-0.03.5   1.0   0.0-0.5   1.5   0.0685k
Halfling11/0/02.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-120k
High Elf10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-100k
Lizardmen31/0/21.3-1.72.0   0.3   0.3-1.0   0.7   0.0123k
Necromantic Horror62/1/31.0-1.31.2   0.8   0.3-1.2   1.0   0.2122k
Norse10/0/10.0-1.00.0   1.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-40k
Nurgle101/1/80.7-1.30.4   0.8   0.4-1.5   0.8   0.0-35k
Ogre11/0/03.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Orc75/0/21.6-0.70.4   0.6   0.1-1.3   0.6   0.6-94k
Shambling Undead44/0/01.5-0.02.5   1.3   0.5-2.5   0.5   0.3353k
Skaven21/0/11.5-2.01.5   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0295k
Slann33/0/01.7-0.70.7   2.7   0.3-1.7   0.0   0.070k
Tomb Kings43/1/01.5-0.51.5   1.0   0.5-0.8   0.5   0.893k
Underworld Denizens20/1/11.0-1.53.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   3.5   0.0-15k
Vampire31/0/20.7-2.00.7   1.3   0.3-1.0   0.0   0.0-147k
Wood Elf42/0/21.3-1.52.5   0.8   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.5-93k
Total8852/8/281.4-1.01.4   0.8   0.4-1.0   0.5   0.231k