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Saardis Vaarn's Scary Vixens
P [R] Chaos Renegade

Starting off on the right foot, Saardis Vaarn and his loyal troupe of followers won a solid victory over the ogres and snotlings of Sex Bomb-obs (http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3293657). Saardis likes to set a good example as team captain, personally slaying an ogre (apo fail) and inflicting another cas as well. A very successful outing, and the Vixens look forward to many more fun-filled wins.

Win #2 in a rough match for Coach Garnak's Fermentation Flings (http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3294478). Bully thundered through one treeman in turn one, breaking his jaw and setting the tone for a strong Vixens performance throughout. Thanks to Nuffle, who blessed our dice with many POWs in the first half, giving a numbers advantage that the Flings couldn't overcome. Kudos/jeers to captain Saardis, who scored a TD but apparently was tired afterward, and spent almost all of the second half taking a nice nap in the dugout. Managed to get to 5 skill rolls--all normal, save Saardis' double.

The Vixens come back to earth versus a spunky "Chaos Dwarf" team made up of Hobgoblins and a Minotaur. Coach Cloggy's summary is spot on: http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3296719. Basically, neither of us could catch a break, but the greater mental lapses that ended up costing us the game were all on me. Saardis rightly complains to the media post-game about whether the coach's head was in the game consistently...

Game Four is a sad one for the Vixens, less because we lost 3-1 to a well-coached Human team (http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3299200) as we had opportunities if Nuffle had cast the dice another way, but sad because in T16 we lost beloved Lindsay Bad, who had a CAS in the game and almost a TD before her untimely death. The Vixens vow revenge on the 12ers and look forward to taking another swipe at Coach Ludovicious' boys--the apo may not save their ogre from Bully next time!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dodge
  5 0 2 0 3 0 12/16 80k
(50+30)k
 
2
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Guard
  5 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 170k
(150+20)k
 
3
Renegade Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
  5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
4
Renegade Dark Elf Lineman
6 3 4 8
Animosity
Dodge
  5 1 1 0 1 1 11/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
5
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
6
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
7
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard
  5 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
8
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  4 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
9
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
  5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 140k
(140+0)k
 
11
Renegade Human Lineman
5 3 3 8 -ma 4 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
12
Renegade Goblin
6 2 3 7
Animosity, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
13
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
13 players  
Coach: CavSgtBob Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Renegade Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 1240k (±190) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1240k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (2/0/3) |TD Diff:-3 (5 - 8) |Cas Diff:5 (11/2/2 - 7/2/1)
Last Opponent: Texas Brewers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Ogre11/0/01.0-0.04.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-10k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-50k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   0.090k
Halfling11/0/02.0-0.05.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.080k
Human10/0/11.0-3.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0-10k
Total52/0/31.0-1.62.2   0.4   0.4-1.4   0.4   0.220k