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Retired [B] Human

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98I85ceICRM" target="_blank">LET THERE BE ROCK !</a>

In the beginning
Back in nineteen fifty-five
Man didn't know about a rock 'n' roll show
And all that jive
The white man had the smoltz
The black man had the blues
No one knew what they was gonna do
But Tchaikovsky had the news
He said

"Let there be sound", and there was sound
"Let there be light", and there was light
"Let there be drums", and there was drums
"Let there be guitar", and there was guitar
"Let there be rock"

And it came to pass
That rock 'n' roll was born
All across the land every rockin' band
Was blowing up a storm
The guitarman got famous
The businessman got rich
And in every bar there was a super star
With a seven year itch
There were fifteen million fingers
Learning how to play
And you could hear the fingers picking
And this is what they had to say

"Let there be light"
"Sound"
"Drums"
"Guitar"
"Let there be rock"

One night in a club called "The Shaking Hand"
There was a ninety-two decibel rocking band
And the music was good and the music was loud
And the singer turned and he said to the crowd

"Let there be rock" aid to the crowd

"Let there be rock"
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Frank Zappa
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
+MA
 -ma, m 21 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 120k
(0)k
  
2
Jimi Hendrix
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Juggernaut
   21 0 1 0 7 1 22/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
3
Jimmy Page
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   11 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
4
Pete Townshend
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Nerves Of Steel, Shadowing, Tackle
 -ma, m 21 0 3 0 7 3 38/ 160k
(0)k
  
5
Ry Cooder
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Side Step, Block, Sprint
   21 1 9 0 0 2 38/ 120k
(60+60)k
  
6
Jeff Beck
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle, Mighty Blow
 m 21 0 0 0 3 3 21/ 100k
(0)k
  
7
David Gilmour
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Sprint, Side Step
   16 1 6 0 0 2 29/ 100k
(60+40)k
  
8
Eric Clapton
Lineman
6 3 2 8
Wrestle
 -ag 14 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
9
Paul Billy Joe Armstrong Junior
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
George Harrison
Lineman
6 3 3 8   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Robert Johnson
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
   14 6 0 0 1 0 8/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
12
Keith Richards
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
17
Graham Whitebrook
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
18
Howard Grottyeagle
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
9 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: Djoz Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1110k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1490k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (6/5/10) |TD Diff:-6 (22 - 28) |Cas Diff:-2 (27/12/2 - 27/12/4)
Last Opponent: Chaos Globe Trotters Box XI
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Dwarf21/0/11.5-0.51.5   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.5-90k
Dwarf11/0/01.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.010k
Chaos Chosen21/0/11.0-1.02.0   0.5   0.0-0.5   1.5   0.020k
Dark Elf21/0/11.5-1.50.5   0.5   0.5-1.0   0.5   0.010k
Elven Union10/0/11.0-3.03.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.00k
Lizardmen30/0/30.3-1.71.7   0.3   0.0-1.3   0.3   0.720k
Necromantic Horror10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0-70k
Orc10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.020k
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   1.0   0.0-110k
Skaven21/0/11.0-1.00.5   0.5   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.020k
Tomb Kings10/0/10.0-3.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Vampire10/1/01.0-1.04.0   1.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   0.0-30k
Wood Elf31/2/02.0-1.01.3   0.7   0.3-0.3   0.0   0.0-7k
Total216/5/101.0-1.31.3   0.6   0.1-1.3   0.6   0.2-11k