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Caustic Realism
P [L] Slann

The inevitable <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_God>Death of God</a> lead to a crushing <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Existential_nihilism>Absence of Meaning</a> and shunts us to a state of <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moral_relativism>Moral Ambiguity</a>. An attempted salvation by means of reason dies with the <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incompleteness_theorem>Incompleteness Theorem</a>, and its causal <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox#Logical_paradox>Failure of Logic</a>. The possible blessing of the <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relativism>Paradox of Freedom</a> is corroded by the realization of the <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_will#Free_will_as_an_illusion>Illusion of Free Will</a> following the supremacy of <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Determinism>Absolute Determinism</a>. Realism, then, sees only the unstoppable onslaught of <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entropy>Entropic Decay</a>, everything ultimately concluding with the <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_death_of_the_universe>Heat Death of the Universe</a>.

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Death of God
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
Guard
   6 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 160k
(140+20)k
  
2
Absence of Meaning
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs
   7 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
5
Moral Ambiguity
Catcher
7 2 4 7
Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs
   3 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
6
Incompleteness Theorem
Catcher
7 2 4 7
Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs
Wrestle
   7 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
7
Failure of Logic
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs
Pass, +MA
   7 11 3 0 0 0 20/31 140k
(80+60)k
  
8
Paradox of Freedom
Catcher
7 2 4 7
Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs
Dodge, Block
   7 1 4 0 0 1 18/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
9
Illusion of Free Will
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
Kick
   7 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
10
Absolute Determinism
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
13
Entropic Decay
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
14
Heat Death of the Universe
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
17
William Palewing
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
10 players  
Coach: slightlyrandom Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Slann Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1330k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1330k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:7 (0/5/2) |TD Diff:-2 (9 - 11) |Cas Diff:-11 (1/5/1 - 12/5/1)
Last Opponent: Bingham and Bigby's Circus
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Shambling Undead10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   3.0   0.00k
Chaos Renegade10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-250k
Necromantic Horror10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-30k
Skaven10/1/02.0-2.01.0   3.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-30k
Underworld Denizens10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-6.0   2.0   0.050k
Vampire20/2/01.5-1.50.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.055k
Total70/5/21.3-1.60.1   0.7   0.1-1.7   0.7   0.1-21k