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Terratrasherz
Roster [X] Chaos Dwarf

The six chaosdwarves are the core of the Terratrasherz. They are friendly and warm-hearted, they've caused only few casualties (until now), and their favourite spare time occupations are playing bumble-puppy and pounding, breaking, splitting, moulding, flaying, prodding and generally molesting small amounts of soil,- hence the teamname.
Since their childhood they have all been friends of the immense hobgoblin family the Snotmaulers. As the dwarves concieved the idea of forming a BloodBowl team they immediately convinced some of the Snotmauler-sons, that it would be great fun playing on the team. The Snotmaulers agreed, and after pooling their modest savings they were able to hire the two dutch starplayers Bruthus Beenhakker and Vron Dikkelijk. Later the Snotmaulers' stepaunt Ophelia has showed up feeling sure, that her mashing- and kneading-abilities will prove their worth... The team is now fully equipped and ready to meet and chat to all opponents coming in the way.

The dwarves however have recently begun grumbling about "dem horsies scoring all da goals and ripping all da nice enemies to bits", but until now they haven't had the guts to expel "da horsies"....

Update - 08.06.2004:
For some reasons the Terratrasherz have found themselves mysteriously attracted to a German coach named Pilsbier. He's designed their new teamlogo displaying the ancient dwarven king Gorm Goldpatter, who was so obliging and gentle that he eventually drowned in pink icing. Their gratitude towards Pilsbier will last forever.

Update - 04.09.2007:
After nearly 1½ year of drinking, snoring and generally forgetting everything about how to play bloodbowl the Terratrasherz suddenly saw themselves challenged by a bunch of half-naked men from the north - some of them wearing tusks on their heads. Terratrasherz took this opportunity to get in shape again and entered the field with high morale but alas - after 16 embarassing turns of getting hurt and not being able to score they lurked back into the calming dark of the locker rooms. Noone knows if Terratrasherz will ever enter the field again.

Update - 13.10.2007
After some serious rebuilding and five wins in a row the Terratrasherz have decided to have a go at the Fumbbl Cup this year. The mere thought of letting a friendly little elf join the team filled the hearts of the dwarves with joy and now the whole team is anxious to see if they'll make it.

Update - 21.10.2007
So much for taking part in another major. After getting a beating by four mummies, Ramtut and their skellie friends the Terratrasherz now again found themselves without anything to do. As a consequence Bruthus Beenhakker the bull was fired because of his aching back and lack of amour and his son was immedately hired for the team. Hopefully he'll live up to his father's deeds.

Update 02.01.2008
Terratrasherz have tried in vain to get ready for the Warpstone Open as both bulls desperately wanted to get Two Heads. But they've learnt their lesson: never accept preparation matches from coaches you know who want to "help" the team getting ready. One dead bull and a SI hobgob in a match vs Baffer's friendly dark elves and goodbye WO for the Terratrasherz.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bruthus Beenhakker III
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Break Tackle, Block
   3 0 4 0 0 1 17/31 170k
(190)k
  
2
Vron Dikkelijk II
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Break Tackle, Block
   13 1 5 0 2 1 25/31 170k
(190)k
  
3
Ophelia
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Pro, Guard, Multiple Block
   40 0 0 0 10 3 35/51 170k
(137)k
  
4
Gorb Mudpounder II
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   17 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 90k
(115)k
  
5
Dvarok Orebreaker
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   43 0 2 0 5 2 26/31 110k
(135)k
  
6
Barbak Stonesplitter II
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   23 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 90k
(115)k
  
7
Drobok Landflayer II
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   18 0 1 0 2 2 17/31 110k
(135)k
  
8
Kleist Earthmoulder III
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   15 0 1 1 0 1 10/16 90k
(115)k
  
9
Hargad Rockprodder
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   40 0 0 0 7 2 24/31 110k
(135)k
  
10
Blap Snotmauler
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(30)k
  
11
Gabatir Snotmauler
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Kick, Block, Pass Block
   42 3 5 0 1 4 40/51 100k
(105)k
  
12
Grok Snotmauler
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(30)k
  
13
Smat Snotmauler
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Sure Hands, Dodge
   32 5 2 0 2 4 35/51 110k
(120)k
  
14
Frig Snotmauler
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(30)k
  
14 players  
Coach: DonKosak Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 160k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1950k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:44 (16/13/15) |TD Diff:3 (57 - 54) |Cas Diff:-27 (33/18/13 - 42/36/13)
Last Opponent: Soldiers from Holywood
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Dwarf62/3/11.7-1.20.2   0.3   0.2-1.7   0.3   0.232k
Chaos Chosen72/3/21.0-1.41.4   0.1   0.1-0.7   1.0   0.1-16k
Chaos Dwarf41/0/31.0-2.00.8   0.0   0.3-0.5   1.3   0.8-158k
Dark Elf10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-340k
Human41/1/21.0-1.51.0   0.3   0.3-0.5   1.0   0.3-148k
Lizardmen20/1/11.5-2.50.0   0.0   0.5-1.5   0.5   0.0200k
Norse10/0/10.0-1.03.0   0.0   2.0-1.0   2.0   2.0120k
Nurgle11/0/02.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-200k
Orc105/2/31.7-0.70.8   0.6   0.1-0.9   0.9   0.3-86k
Shambling Undead33/0/01.7-0.30.3   0.7   0.7-0.3   0.3   0.03k
Skaven20/2/01.0-1.01.0   0.5   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.0-255k
Tomb Kings10/0/10.0-1.00.0   1.0   1.0-3.0   3.0   0.0330k
Wood Elf21/1/01.5-1.00.5   1.5   0.5-1.5   1.0   0.0-40k
Total4416/13/151.3-1.20.8   0.4   0.3-1.0   0.8   0.3-52k