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Mime Machine
Retired [R] Elven Union

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"Everyone hates a Mime." spat Kondor. "I know I do. The only possible thing worse that a mime would be an Elven Mime. I cannot believe there are enough of them to form a team but guess what... There Are!

However, I have found a bright side in coaching them. You don't have to listen to them whine when they are injured, and they don't talk back when I tell them to stuff themselves. I have even learned some useful hand gesture for acts that I would never have believed to be possible."










Badges

Elf Badges

Unusual - Get a 3000 TV Elf Team
Clear! - Clear the pitch of an AV9 Team
Star Player - Legend a Catcher
Nasty - Field a team with 6 Mighty Blows
Never Been Done - Win an Elite Smack



Legendary Mimes go here.



Elven Union All Time Top 25 Records
All Union ElvesBlitzerThrowerCatcherLine Elf
Top Stars
Top Scorers
Top
Passers
Most Interceptions
Most Casualties
MVPs
Most Games
Most Blocks
Most Fouls
Highest Passing
Highest Rushing



Modified from NSL template by Balle2000.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Helewise
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Tackle, Diving Tackle, Strip Ball
   33 6 9 0 13 2 69/ 190k
(110+80)k
  
2
Dominique
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge
   3 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 130k
(110+20)k
  
3
Juliette
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, Guard
   7 1 4 0 0 1 18/ 150k
(100+50)k
  
4
Aimee
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Block
   6 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 120k
(100+20)k
  
5
Edmee
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
6
Chantal
Catcher
8 4 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Wrestle, Dodge, +ST
 m 12 2 8 0 1 1 33/ 190k
(0)k
  
7
Roesia
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Wrestle, Dodge
   27 2 2 0 1 3 25/ 100k
(60+40)k
  
8
Sabine
Lineman
6 3 4 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
9
Antionette
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Sure Hands, Dodge, Strong Arm
   19 23 1 0 1 3 43/ 140k
(70+70)k
  
13
Colette
Thrower
7 3 4 7
Pass
+MA, Block
   10 5 1 0 4 2 26/ 120k
(70+50)k
  
14
Monique
Lineman
6 3 4 7   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
17
Richard Deepfire
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Kondor Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 1510k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1700k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:35 (23/7/5) |TD Diff:39 (71 - 32) |Cas Diff:-46 (36/17/5 - 62/31/11)
Last Opponent: Redrums
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon21/1/01.5-1.01.5   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.5   1.0200k
Chaos Chosen44/0/02.3-0.80.0   0.0   0.5-2.5   1.0   0.3133k
Chaos Dwarf22/0/01.5-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.5   1.5   0.5-20k
Chaos Renegade21/1/02.5-0.51.0   1.0   0.0-2.5   0.5   0.5-10k
Dark Elf11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-10k
Dwarf10/0/11.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.050k
Goblin10/0/11.0-3.03.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   1.0   0.0170k
Halfling11/0/04.0-0.03.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-10k
Human21/1/01.5-1.00.5   1.5   0.0-2.0   1.5   0.5-40k
Lizardmen11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-100k
Necromantic Horror11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.030k
Norse10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-90k
Nurgle11/0/03.0-1.00.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.030k
Ogre33/0/03.3-1.02.0   1.3   0.3-2.3   1.7   0.0-247k
Orc21/0/11.5-1.00.5   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.05k
Shambling Undead10/1/00.0-0.00.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-50k
Skaven10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-60k
Slann22/0/03.5-0.50.5   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.555k
Tomb Kings11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   2.0110k
Underworld Denizens20/1/10.0-1.01.0   0.5   0.0-2.5   0.5   1.010k
Vampire11/0/04.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.0-60k
Wood Elf21/1/03.0-1.52.5   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-5k
Total3523/7/52.0-0.91.0   0.5   0.1-1.8   0.9   0.35k