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Please Don't Hurt Us!
Retired [R] Human

Practice. That's what it takes to climb to the top of the ranks; a lot of practice. So, that's what we're here to do. But, please be gentle, we're just pink, fleshy creatures. We have no claws, or horns, our armor is not that great, and we lack many of the skills players' of other races have. Plus, how could you hit someone wearing such an ugly sweater?

A note about the names of the players:

The idea had been to give each of the players of this team a consecutive number for a name, thereby giving us all an opportunity to see just how many humans had died in this endeavor. Little did I know, this team isn't actually all that bad, and have managed to win some impressive victories. So, I will begin giving each new player their rightful name.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
1
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Strong Arm
 m 16 17 1 0 1 0 22/ 120k
(0)k
  
2
14
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step
   12 1 7 0 0 1 27/ 100k
(60+40)k
  
3
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Tackle
   16 0 3 0 3 1 20/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
4
18
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Dodge
   6 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 120k
(90+30)k
  
5
Shawn Russel
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Guard
 -ma 3 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
6
15
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle
   11 0 1 1 4 2 23/ 90k
(50+40)k
  
7
7
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle, Strip Ball
 n, n, n, m 14 0 1 0 4 1 16/ 90k
(0)k
  
8
J.P. Smith
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow
   3 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
9
16
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle
   10 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
10
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Kick
 n 15 0 1 0 2 2 17/ 90k
(50+40)k
  
11
17
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard, Block
   9 0 3 0 2 1 18/ 100k
(50+50)k
  
17
Ian Silenthawk
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
18
Xavier Deeptree
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
9 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Elliott_the_Lame Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1350k (±360) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1560k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (10/0/6) |TD Diff:8 (28 - 20) |Cas Diff:-2 (15/7/2 - 13/10/3)
Last Opponent: Ah! my Goddesses
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Norse11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   1.020k
Amazon11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0170k
Chaos Chosen21/0/13.0-1.00.5   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.015k
Chaos Renegade11/0/04.0-0.03.0   3.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.0140k
Dark Elf10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-230k
Halfling10/0/10.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   0.030k
High Elf10/0/12.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0-40k
Lizardmen11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-150k
Ogre11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.030k
Orc21/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.5-20k
Underworld Denizens11/0/01.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.020k
Vampire21/0/11.0-1.50.5   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.5-40k
Wood Elf11/0/03.0-0.02.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0100k
Total1610/0/61.8-1.30.9   0.4   0.1-0.8   0.6   0.20k