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Toronto WAARGHonauts
Skills Pending [L] Orc

THE RETURN

Green has returned to Toronto. This time they gathered under the banner of Warchief Wraan "Blitzed." His coaching style is focused mainly on best practices for maiming opponents.

The WAAARGHonaut followers kept amassing until they numbered in the tens of thousands for the beginning of season 4. A few weeks into scheduled practices, one particularly hopeful fan brought a ball for the greenskins work with. The WAAARGHonauts quickly added the ball to their gameplan. Grunts about its potential to improve armor penetration when used like a club on a prone opponent were most frequent.
CFFL SEASON 4

The WAAARGHonauts showed that they could do one thing well, hit the guy with the ball. The would often continue to hit and boot long after the ball was dropped. They gave up just 20 TD all season with nearly 1/3 of their matches resulting in shut-outs. However they demonstrated an absolute lack of understanding when it came to the ball, scoring just 16 TDs and being shut out 6 times. Their 7-4-6 record earned 1st in the eastern division.

While they continued to be unable to score, the real issue was their failure to do what got them into the playoffs, hitting the ball carrier just once during the 2nd half.
STARS ARE HERE
KILLS GO HERE





Alix, Anthony K
Awasom, Adrian DE
Barnes, Jason SB
Beiler, Tyler WR
Belli, Adriano DT
Black, Tristan LB
Carter, Jalil DB
Collaros, Zach QB
Durie, Andre SB
Eppele, Joe G
Flemons, Ronald DE
Gagne-Marcoux, Cedric G
Harris, Trevor QB
Horton, Shane LB
Hurst, Quincy WR
Inman, Dontrelle WR
Jackson, Anthony WR
Johnson, Jeff RB
Jones, Andrew G
Kackert, Chad RB
Kouame, Djems WR
Lee, David DE
McCollough, Evan CB
McCune, Robert LB
Payton, Bryan LB
Pottinger, Jason LB
Ray, Ricky QB
Reinders, Joel OL
Rempel, Chad SB
Riggs Jr., Gerald RB
Robinson, Alexander DE
Smith, Wayne T
Spencer, Walter LB
Washington, Tony OL
Waters, Swayze K
Watkins, Patrick CB
Watt, Spencer WR
Younger, Jordan S


Isaac, Brandon LB - Slaaydem Eyeslash (LB)
Horne, Pacino CB ~ Greenfatha Horne (CB)
Black, Matt S ~ Mutt Blakfist (S)
Foley, Ricky DE - Mick Foley (DE)
Pottinger, Jason LB ~ Jaizen Poundinger (LB)
Jones, Kyle LB ~ Kyil Joomies (LB)
Paige-Moss, Donte DE ~ Dunteh Moncher (DE)
Feoli-Gudino, Julian WR ~ Droolin' Fedo-Gudino (WR)
Armstead, Armond DT ~ Mondar Armbreaker (DT)
Huntley, Kevin DT ~ Kahven Elfhunter (DT)
Jackson, Jarious QB ~ Jakrus Rockspitter (QB)
Keeping, Jeff C ~ Juffuh Neekappa (C)
Parenteau, Marc G ~ Marguk Blakentoe (G)
Van Zeyl, Chris T ~ Karrus Van Zeylfchewer (T)

Dixon, Johnnie DB ~ Jawnee Dwarfkicker (DB) - RIP
Ball, Marcus LB ~ Morkus Ballchewer (LB) - RIP
Mann, Maurice WR ~ Margog Mannslayer (WR) - RIP
Rambo, Ken-Yon WR ~ Kenyur Allslayer (WR) - RIP
Owens, Chad SB/KR ~ Chud Oomiebiter (SB) - RIP
Bradwell, Mike WR ~ Spike Badwell (WR) - RIP
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Juffuh Neekappa (C)
Troll
4 5 1 8
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Piling On, Grab
 -av 42 0 0 0 9 6 48/51 170k
(110+60)k
  
2
Mondar Armbreaker (DT)
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 8
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
 -av 43 0 2 0 9 2 34/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
3
Karrus Van Zeylfchewer (T)
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Side Step, Tackle
   45 0 0 0 40 5 105/176 190k
(80+110)k
  
4
Marguk Blakentoe (G)
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 8
Side Step, Block
 -av 42 0 2 0 7 1 25/31 130k
(80+50)k
  
5
Kahven Elfhunter (DT)
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Side Step, Dodge
   44 0 4 0 5 2 32/31 140k
(80+60)k
  
6
Greenfatha Horne (CB)
Blitzer
6 3 4 9
Block
+AG, Mighty Blow
   21 3 3 0 2 1 21/31 140k
(80+60)k
  
7
Jaizen Poundinger (LB)
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle
 m 27 1 0 0 9 1 24/31 120k
(0)k
  
8
Mutt Blakfist (S)
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
+MA, Tackle, Mighty Blow
   20 1 2 0 9 5 50/51 150k
(80+70)k
  
9
Slaaydem Eyeslash (LB)
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow
   10 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
10
Jakrus Rockspitter (QB)
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Dodge, Leader
   44 6 5 0 1 3 38/51 140k
(70+70)k
  
11
Mick Foley (DE)
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Guard
   20 1 4 0 4 1 26/31 100k
(50+50)k
  
12
Dunteh Moncher (DE)
Lineman
4 3 3 9
Block, Tackle
 -ma 37 2 0 0 2 2 16/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
16
Droolin' Fedo-Gudino (WR)
Goblin
6 2 2 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sprint, Dirty Player
 -ag 40 0 3 0 0 3 24/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: ryanfitz Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1870k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 850k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1990k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:45 (15/13/17) |TD Diff:-8 (38 - 46) |Cas Diff:67 (85/35/21 - 45/21/8)
Last Opponent: Halifax Hunters[CFFL]
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon20/0/20.0-1.50.5   1.0   0.0-1.5   1.0   1.0-435k
Chaos Chosen20/1/10.0-1.51.0   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.025k
Chaos Renegade51/1/30.4-1.21.6   0.0   0.6-0.8   0.2   0.4-14k
Dark Elf20/1/10.5-1.02.5   0.5   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.0-55k
Dwarf21/0/12.5-1.00.5   2.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.060k
Goblin33/0/02.3-1.03.3   0.7   0.7-1.0   0.7   0.0130k
High Elf10/0/10.0-1.03.0   3.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-210k
Necromantic Horror52/1/21.0-1.42.4   1.0   0.4-1.4   0.8   0.6-132k
Norse10/0/10.0-2.03.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0300k
Nurgle10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-490k
Ogre22/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.01055k
Orc11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   0.0   0.0510k
Shambling Undead40/2/20.3-1.01.5   0.3   0.8-1.5   1.0   0.0443k
Slann21/1/01.5-0.52.5   4.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.030k
Tomb Kings53/1/10.6-0.21.6   0.0   0.6-1.0   0.4   0.036k
Underworld Denizens51/3/11.0-1.23.0   0.6   0.6-0.4   0.2   0.0-48k
Vampire20/1/10.5-2.02.0   2.0   0.5-1.0   1.5   0.5-345k
Total4515/13/170.8-1.01.9   0.8   0.5-1.0   0.5   0.248k