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Wood Die For Pie
Retired [R] Halfling

I want to throw a halfling.

I WILL throw a halfling.



Terrible dicings for the first three games. I feel I played well, had good chances to win, and just had horrible luck. An exercise in frustration.

Game 4 is a chance for victory! Turn 15 I make a 3d block before trying a scoring toss and throw 6 BOTH DOWN dice. Crud. A well fought first draw.

GAME 5: The WOOD celebrate a win vs. a pack of Ogres! Snotlings lost snot, and a ball carrying Ogre got surfed by 6 hobbits working as a team, leading to a nice little victory for the midget squad. Pie for everyone. Awww yeahhh.

Game 16: Our greatest TTM yet. After scoring the tying goal on Turn 7, we score again immediately on Turn 8, when a slann catcher fails a deep pick-up and leaves the ball in the end-zone. TTM for the go-ahead goal! Pie wins, 3-1, after a nice grind on our drive.

First bunch of tree skills shows no +MA or Doubles. /boo
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bark Biteless
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Break Tackle, Juggernaut
   7 0 0 0 4 3 23/ 160k
(120+40)k
  
2
Cracking Your Head In
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Grab, Multiple Block, Guard
   19 0 0 0 11 3 37/ 180k
(120+60)k
  
3
Dayrell Dunce
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
4
Wug
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
Sam 'Blithering Idiot' Soddy
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   18 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
6
Jeff Dumbface
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   18 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Hot Tuft
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   12 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Numb Ginny
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 -av 5 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
9
Ace Futura
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   19 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
10
Rob Rob
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Sprint
   18 0 3 0 1 2 21/ 70k
(30+40)k
  
11
Rob Knob
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Wrestle
   19 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 60k
(30+30)k
  
12
Mammoth Ball
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   11 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
13
Jay Maller
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
Moose
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
Tommie Spitt
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
15 players  
Coach: The_Murker Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1260k (±420) Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1260k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (4/5/10) |TD Diff:-19 (13 - 32) |Cas Diff:-15 (29/10/2 - 35/14/7)
Last Opponent: Cherrystone Who
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Renegade11/0/02.0-0.00.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.010k
Elven Union10/0/10.0-6.01.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-230k
Vampire10/0/10.0-2.03.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-60k
Goblin41/0/30.3-1.51.5   0.3   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.8-88k
Halfling10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-10k
High Elf30/0/30.0-2.70.7   0.7   0.0-1.7   1.0   0.00k
Necromantic Horror10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-100k
Norse10/1/01.0-1.03.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0-10k
Ogre31/2/01.3-0.72.3   0.3   0.7-1.3   1.0   0.0-13k
Skaven10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.020k
Slann11/0/03.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.050k
Wood Elf10/0/10.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   0.0-140k
Total194/5/100.7-1.71.5   0.5   0.1-1.8   0.7   0.4-45k