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Roster [L] Ogre



NOTE: Opponent please choose to KICK first, so Gobbos have chance for T16 score if/when all skills are done - thx!

  1. Also, currently, new teams will get 900+k in Inducements - I strongly recommend 2 Wandering Apo's against the chance of Thrown Rocks*, plus 3-4 RR's, plus 5 cards from the Magic Items deck - anything else is mostly useless.

    (* 8 Kickoffs/game is nothing unusual)

    If you have cash left over, there is 1 Card in the Magic Item deck that could help, esp for a low(er) Ag player**, or you could just take a 'Babe against a KO from a Thrown Rock.

    (** "Gloves of Holding" = Sure Hands + Catch for entire Game.

    Also, "Rabbit's Foot" lasts all game and could help if you run out of RR's (and is played at the start of any Turn), so is not completely worthless. Note that "Lucky Charm" is useless, as Thrown Rocks make no Armour Roll.)

    Lastly, if you have some truly valuable +stat player(s) that you just do not want to risk to a Thrown Rock, you could hire Mercenaries (or a cheap Star player) to help keep them off the field, or add some ballhandling or no-spp passing. Adding the Kick skill to a Merc would be helpful too, but only if you want. Merc's are like Stars - they cannot be hired after a game, and so will steal any SPP they gain.

    The only Star that might be useful would be a +Ag and/or Sure Hands type, who can allow a lower-agility player to move toward the goal and then Hand Off to him, to keep the ball moving in the right direction.


This is a "builder" team, designed to provide guaranteed spp while building league teams in obviously "fixed" League games (originally for the NBFL*). This is legal on FUMBBL ONLY in the [L]eague Division, and only if that team is not being groomed for an open Tourney.

(* The NBFL is a competitive, high-TV, 14-games/regular season league** with 32 teams total, no place for a virgin team, and St 1, AV 5 Stunties present easy opportunities for 3d blocks and multiple casualties. 50+ spp in a game is not unusual (esp v. Ag 4 teams!). Watch a game for a laugh.)

(** but the commissioner "is a dick", as he himself publicly posts so proudly and often.)

  1. "Stunty"
    1. o Inj Roll 7 = KO, 9 = BH.
      o Ignore TZ's to Dodge, -1 to Pass
      1. (Stunties w/ "Secret Weapons" do not ignore TZ's!)

    "Titchy" - +1 to Dodge, no -1 TZ penalty v. others' Dodge.




Oppo should KICK first, so gobbos have chance for T16 score if/when all skills are done.

Inducements:
  1. o (100) 50/ Bloodweiser Babes (2 max for 2+ roll)
    o (200) 100/ Wandering Apo's (2 max)
    o (200) 100/RR (2 max)
    o 50/ Mercenary snotlings, if team < 16 players
    o 60 - Bomber Dribblesnot 6 2 3 7 Dodge, Stunty, Bomber, etc. - 17th player IF players are MNG. If so, use last and/or buy BRIBES to keep him in game (Secret Weapon).
    o 130 - Nobbla Blackwart 6 2 3 7 Stunty, Block, Dodge, Chainsaw, Secret Weapon (no roll, see above)




For the rare player that gets spp's, hopefully only by mvp...

  1. Default: Dodge, Side Step
    o Agil = Jump Up, then Sure Feet, then Sprint
    (No: Catch, Diving Catch, Diving Tackle, Leap, Sneaky Git)
    o Dbls = 1 Kick; Wrestle - to protect other team if they fail block. Frenzy (for extra push!), Grab; 1-2 KO Return, (Sure Hands?), Pro?
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Wandering Apo's Brother
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Grab
   31 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 160k
(140+20)k
  
2
Sniff
Gnoblar
6 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sure Feet, +MA
   46 6 0 0 0 3 21/31 70k
(20+50)k
  
3
Snort
Gnoblar
5 1 4 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
+AG, Sure Feet, Diving Catch, Catch
   44 12 8 0 0 3 51/76 120k
(20+100)k
  
4
Splort
Gnoblar
5 1 3 4
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sure Feet, Catch
 -av 42 1 0 0 0 3 16/31 60k
(20+40)k
  
5
Whiff ii
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Catch
   36 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
6
Wandering Apo's Assistant
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   15 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
7
Drippy
Gnoblar
5 1 3 3
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Jump Up, Diving Catch
 -av, -av 43 1 0 0 0 5 26/31 60k
(20+40)k
  
8
With the Band
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle
   30 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 160k
(140+20)k
  
9
Snuffle ii
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Catch, Kick-Off Return, Diving Catch
   36 1 7 0 0 3 37/51 90k
(20+70)k
  
10
Wipey
Gnoblar
4 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
 -ma 43 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
11
Lugey iii
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sure Feet, Kick
   36 3 0 0 0 3 18/31 70k
(20+50)k
  
12
Wandering Apo's Other Brother
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   31 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
13
Phlegmy
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sure Feet, Catch
   45 0 2 0 0 4 26/31 60k
(20+40)k
  
14
Mucus
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Jump Up, Sure Feet, Diving Catch
   45 1 1 0 0 6 34/51 80k
(20+60)k
  
15
Slimey ii
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Kick
   34 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 50k
(20+30)k
  
16
Smear
Gnoblar
5 1 3 4
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Catch
 n, -av 44 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
16 players  
Coach: Smeat Re-Rolls (140k): 8  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1760k / 2000k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 720k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2000k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:46 (2/1/43) |TD Diff:-184 (23 - 207) |Cas Diff:-82 (0/0/0 - 56/20/6)
Last Opponent: Jungleball Throwdown
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-1270k
Chaos Chosen30/0/30.0-5.70.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0310k
Chaos Renegade30/0/30.7-4.30.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   1.0   0.3-660k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-7.00.0   0.0   0.0-11.0   4.0   2.0-880k
Elven Union10/0/10.0-4.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-240k
Goblin10/0/11.0-4.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0330k
High Elf10/0/10.0-6.00.0   0.0   0.0-7.0   2.0   0.0-160k
Human10/0/11.0-4.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0860k
Lizardmen20/0/20.5-3.50.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0495k
Necromantic Horror10/0/11.0-4.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0340k
Ogre10/0/10.0-6.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0590k
Orc40/0/40.3-4.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.3   0.8   0.0100k
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-4.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-120k
Simyin121/0/110.8-4.20.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0523k
Skaven71/0/60.4-5.40.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0546k
Slann20/0/20.5-4.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0510k
Tomb Kings20/1/11.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-4.5   1.5   0.5-820k
Underworld Denizens10/0/10.0-6.00.0   0.0   0.0-8.0   3.0   2.0-170k
Vampire10/0/11.0-4.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0340k
Total462/1/430.5-4.50.0   0.0   0.0-1.2   0.4   0.1205k