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Det Nye Mandeideal
Roster [L] Chaos Dwarf

Fyldt med de flotteste mænner der kan skaffes.
Det nye mandeideal, som Det Nye Mandeideal er eksponent for, afspejles af alle de damer der ønsker intimt samvær med alle dem fra holdet.

Holdets meget begrænsede fanskare kan kendes på deres vege hager og hvide festdragter.

Tjekliste for det nye mandeideal:
-veg hage
-brede hofter
-smalle skuldre
-tynde umarkerede arme
-glat, olieret hud

Deltaformen er helt tydeligt den mest fornuftige i forhold til tyngdepunkt, stabilitet og jordbundethed.

Føj siger vi til den V formede mand med smalle hofter og brede skuldre, men de falder lettere.

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Doktor Creme
Bull Centaur Blitzer
7 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Break Tackle, Mighty Blow, +MA
   23 0 13 0 6 0 51/76 220k
(130+90)k
  
2
Harskhest Kødmand
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Break Tackle, Mighty Blow
   15 0 6 0 10 2 48/51 190k
(130+60)k
  
3
Sten Stonk'
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 1 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
 -ag 22 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
4
Dolk Spæksaft
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Krebsefyren
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Lilla Nok Der
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Side Step, Guard
   23 0 0 0 6 1 17/31 120k
(70+50)k
  
7
Harr Krølfedt
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 1 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
 -ag, m 19 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 90k
(0)k
  
8
Melk Kafka Nam Nam
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   19 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
9
Troldmanden Store Kassa!
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Sure Hands
   2 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
10
Flotbroderen
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Side Step
   23 0 2 0 7 3 35/51 110k
(40+70)k
  
11
Kejser King Jørgensen
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Wrestle, Strip Ball
   12 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
12
Niller Nu Utidig
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
   11 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: bob_kogler Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1550k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 160k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1640k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:23 (18/2/3) |TD Diff:25 (39 - 14) |Cas Diff:34 (31/22/8 - 14/8/5)
Last Opponent: Coldblooded Slackers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Human33/0/02.0-0.71.3   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-260k
Dark Elf11/0/03.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0320k
Dwarf21/0/11.0-0.50.5   0.0   1.5-1.0   0.5   0.0-50k
Elven Union21/0/12.0-2.02.5   1.5   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.0175k
High Elf21/0/11.5-1.52.0   0.5   0.0-1.5   0.0   0.5-55k
Lizardmen11/0/02.0-0.02.0   3.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.070k
Necromantic Horror22/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.5   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Nurgle53/2/01.0-0.40.6   0.8   0.4-0.6   0.2   0.4-174k
Orc44/0/02.3-0.01.3   1.0   0.0-0.3   1.0   0.3-5k
Skaven11/0/03.0-1.03.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.0430k
Total2318/2/31.7-0.61.3   1.0   0.3-0.6   0.3   0.2-35k