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Mexican Standoff 2016
Roster [L] High Elf

In Elven BS We Trust

The elves who would become known as the Mexican Standoff come to our southern shores from a far away land. A land of great culture, where the game of bloodbowl is played with style and grace. The Mexicans were exiled from this 'great land' for shoving, or so they say anyway.

Nevertheless, they have dedicated themselves to showing the wastes that a greater, purer form of the game can be played, without the killing for killing's sake. Alas, injuries and losses have plagued the team, with the loss of Tuco Noriaga, their great leader among others. But the Mexicans have vowed to carry on, rebuilding the team and claiming what they see as their share of the glory at the top.


After a long time spent in lockup after some issues with a local lord and his many fine daughters, the teams head coach has returned to the Southern Wastes to make another attempt at the Great Big Trophy. Unfortunately his former players have all gone on to greener pastures (many of them buried underneath said pastures) so he has called upon the next generation of players to prove their worth.

SWL All Time Record Holders of:

Most Completions

Most Passing Yards
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Javier Gutierrez
Lineman
5 3 4 8
Block
 -ma 14 3 1 0 0 0 6/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
4
Michel Sanchez
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Dominic Ortega
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   14 2 0 0 3 1 13/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
10
Christiano Alonso
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
Accurate, Leader
   5 7 0 0 0 2 17/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
11
Raphael de Suza
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Tackle, Dodge
   16 0 6 0 2 1 27/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
12
Hector Dominguez
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Leap
 m 12 2 2 0 1 1 15/16 120k
(0)k
  
13
Isabella de la Sol
Catcher
8 4 4 7
Catch
Dodge, +ST, Block
   14 1 10 0 0 2 41/51 180k
(90+90)k
  
14
Francesca De Matta
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Dodge, Block, Side Step
 n, m 7 0 6 0 0 3 33/51 150k
(0)k
  
17
George Grottywing
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Kevin Hideousfield
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
19
Graham Clumsyshield
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
20
Richard Deepfist
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
21
Aaron Clumsyfist
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
6 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Smegish Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1300k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 200k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1570k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:190 (82/40/68) |TD Diff:95 (416 - 321) |Cas Diff:-379 (118/55/17 - 322/183/64)
Last Opponent: Silent Sydney
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon21/0/11.5-1.51.5   0.5   0.0-1.5   0.0   0.0295k
Chaos Chosen93/1/51.8-1.90.4   0.1   0.2-1.9   1.0   0.4-6k
Chaos Dwarf104/1/51.4-1.40.4   0.3   0.0-1.9   0.7   0.573k
Chaos Renegade106/3/12.2-1.10.5   0.3   0.1-1.6   1.1   0.1151k
Dark Elf154/2/92.5-2.60.5   0.4   0.1-2.0   1.1   0.2142k
Dwarf124/2/61.3-1.40.3   0.2   0.1-1.6   1.1   0.3252k
Elven Union62/2/22.5-2.20.8   0.3   0.2-0.5   0.5   0.2272k
Goblin32/0/13.3-1.01.7   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.7   2.3253k
Halfling33/0/02.7-0.71.0   0.0   0.0-1.7   0.3   0.33k
High Elf85/1/23.1-2.31.3   0.4   0.0-1.0   0.6   0.0190k
Human32/1/03.7-0.30.3   0.3   0.3-2.7   0.0   0.0403k
Lizardmen166/5/52.1-1.90.9   0.3   0.1-1.8   0.9   0.4184k
Necromantic Horror135/3/52.0-1.50.2   0.3   0.0-1.8   2.4   0.5-77k
Norse133/5/51.8-1.80.4   0.4   0.1-1.7   0.8   0.6111k
Nurgle73/2/22.1-1.10.0   0.6   0.0-2.1   1.0   0.6-43k
Ogre11/0/03.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0860k
Orc144/2/81.4-1.50.1   0.1   0.0-1.4   1.1   0.6-49k
Shambling Undead93/2/41.9-1.30.4   0.6   0.0-2.1   1.2   0.0233k
Skaven106/2/23.3-2.70.8   0.4   0.1-1.7   0.9   0.193k
Slann53/2/02.4-1.21.0   0.4   0.2-1.4   0.4   0.4320k
Tomb Kings95/3/12.1-1.10.4   0.2   0.1-1.9   1.3   0.1142k
Underworld Denizens42/1/13.0-2.32.3   0.0   0.3-3.3   0.8   0.3-53k
Vampire20/0/20.5-2.00.5   0.0   0.5-2.0   0.0   0.0325k
Wood Elf65/0/14.3-2.21.2   0.3   0.3-0.7   0.2   0.0278k
Total19082/40/682.2-1.70.6   0.3   0.1-1.7   1.0   0.3128k