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[R]Stunted Stout Fellas
Retired [R] Halfling

Parson Tark was in in fine mood. His latest party planning was coming along nicely and respectable halflings from all over the Moot were expected to arrive by midday.

After sending the last few errand boys out on their rounds he settled down to catch up on some correspondence. Amongst the usual cards, recipes and invitations that were his normal postal fare was an oddly coloured envelope. Examining it closely it appeared to have been sent from Altdorf. Not knowing anyone in the city he opened it rather hesitantly. More bills from his errant Uncle he imagined.

The papers that slid from the envelope were set to change his world forever. NAF historians had uncovered a legal document giving him ownership of the now defunct Stunted Stout Fellows (ex NFC East) Whilst a defunct franchise was of little use to anyone the NAF informed Parson Tark of a new opportunity that had recently arisen.

The Masterchef Supreme's announcement of the grand Masterchef challenge meant that many up and coming halfling teams were taking to the road, hoping for a place at that fabled table. As apparent owner of one of the most famous halfling team's franchise the NAF were inviting Parson Tark to create a team in their honour and to enter the competition.

The Masterchef's feasts were legendary and despite many reservations Parson Took's appetite drove him to make a momentous decision. The Stout Fellows would be reborn as the Stout Fellas, individuality is important after all. He sent messages across the Moot and soon gathered together some of the more ambitious 'flings who also dreamt of a place at the legendary table.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Locktstaff Rootlimb
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
+MA, Break Tackle, Block, Grab, Guard
 m 79 0 0 0 49 2 108/ 240k
(0)k
  
3
Paldo Witash
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   16 0 2 1 0 1 13/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
4
Bemmy Goodgins
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Sprint
   20 1 3 0 1 1 17/ 70k
(30+40)k
  
5
Rannah Earthbottom
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Hads Wolfmill
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Sprint
 n 40 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 70k
(30+40)k
  
7
Frerret Stertoss
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
8
Papo Witby
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Lomaryllis Rainhandy
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   21 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Sango Wisehand
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
   18 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
11
Corrit Springwill
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   27 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Gaps Cloakpetal
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Mirlene Skyoak
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   10 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
14
Theodore Scommins
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   36 2 0 0 1 3 19/ 70k
(30+40)k
  
15
Wappy Tauntloam
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
16
Povis Tumblesmooth
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
13 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: eldritchfox Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 940k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 360k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1210k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:81 (16/14/51) |TD Diff:-60 (67 - 127) |Cas Diff:-146 (94/60/32 - 247/61/24)
Last Opponent: Dead Walking Men
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Dark Elf71/3/30.9-1.41.9   0.9   0.3-1.7   1.0   0.1-129k
Amazon31/0/21.0-0.71.3   0.7   0.3-2.7   1.0   0.3-20k
Chaos Chosen30/2/11.0-1.31.0   0.7   0.7-2.0   0.0   0.0-210k
Chaos Dwarf20/0/20.0-2.01.5   0.5   0.0-6.5   1.0   0.5-105k
Chaos Renegade10/0/11.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-5.0   0.0   0.0-110k
Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.00.0   2.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   0.0-230k
Elven Union10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   2.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-20k
Goblin20/0/21.0-2.02.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.5   0.5-165k
Halfling21/1/01.5-1.00.5   0.0   0.5-3.0   1.0   0.0135k
High Elf20/0/20.5-2.01.0   1.0   0.5-3.5   1.5   0.0-260k
Human80/2/60.5-1.91.8   1.0   0.4-3.3   0.8   0.4-29k
Lizardmen21/0/11.0-1.00.5   0.0   0.0-2.5   1.0   0.0-55k
Necromantic Horror81/0/70.5-1.81.5   0.8   0.5-2.5   1.1   0.4-15k
Norse21/0/11.0-1.51.5   0.5   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.5-15k
Nurgle62/2/21.3-1.20.2   1.0   0.3-2.7   1.2   0.3-188k
Orc61/0/50.8-1.80.8   0.5   0.0-4.2   1.2   0.2-300k
Shambling Undead21/0/11.0-1.00.5   0.0   1.0-3.0   0.5   0.5-200k
Skaven62/2/21.0-1.31.5   1.0   0.7-2.8   0.2   0.2-192k
Slann22/0/02.5-1.01.0   0.5   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.5-215k
Tomb Kings41/0/30.5-1.31.0   0.5   1.3-5.0   0.8   0.3-145k
Vampire50/0/50.4-1.81.4   0.6   0.0-4.4   0.4   0.6-126k
Wood Elf61/0/50.7-2.50.5   0.8   0.5-2.8   0.5   0.3-60k
Total8116/14/510.8-1.61.2   0.7   0.4-3.0   0.8   0.3-120k