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Retired [X] Elf

Many years ago, legendary bashy coach Vincent T. Lungbasher was forced into retirement by the evil Nuffle commissioner, Paul Goodwinliabue. The commissioner left Lungbasher only one option to continue his coaching career: Coach your nemisis! Yes, coach elves! Was there ever a choice? Hell no! Lungbasher packed his bags and left his Ork Bay Packers and the frozen Tundra of SLAMbeau field. He eventually ended up "down under" in Lostrailia. He threw away his thermal underwear and doned the sunblock and short pants (with suspenders). Would someone please tell him to get rid of the black dress socks and to shave his back?! He grew his hair long and now wears dark sunglasses wherever he goes. He coaches from the box and lets his assistant and former player, Ray Gitzkey, work the sidelines. He constantly worries: Is his secret safe?
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Haywood Jablowme
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Tackle
   7 2 0 0 3 0 8/ 130k
(115)k
  
2
Rob Halford
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Guard
   15 1 1 0 1 1 11/ 90k
(80)k
  
3
Freddie Mercury
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge
   15 2 0 0 2 0 6/ 80k
(70)k
  
4
Peter Townshend
Lineman
7 3 4 7
+MA, Dodge
   15 2 2 0 2 2 22/ 110k
(120)k
  
5
Greg Louganis
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge
   15 1 0 0 3 0 7/ 80k
(70)k
  
6
Elton John
Lineman
6 3 5 7
+AG, +AG
 -ag 15 4 0 1 1 3 23/ 140k
(110)k
  
7
Boy George
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge
   14 1 1 0 1 0 6/ 80k
(70)k
  
8
Dick Sargent
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Leap, Dodge
   15 0 3 0 6 1 26/ 150k
(130)k
  
9
Neal Enblow
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Guard
 n 3 1 1 0 0 1 9/ 130k
(100)k
  
10
David Bowie
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Sure Hands, Dodge
   13 16 0 0 1 1 23/ 110k
(95)k
  
11
Alexander the Great
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge, Dauntless
   15 1 2 0 2 3 26/ 110k
(95)k
  
12
Marlon Brando
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Kick
   12 3 1 0 0 1 11/ 80k
(70)k
  
13
Rod Swallower
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(90)k
  
14
Harry Wholephocker
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Dodge
   5 1 2 0 0 0 7/ 120k
(110)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Ray_Gitzkey Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1880k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:15 (5/0/10) |TD Diff:-18 (18 - 36) |Cas Diff:-1 (13/9/3 - 16/6/4)
Last Opponent: Naggarithy Narns
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Goblin11/0/02.0-1.00.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.00k
Dark Elf31/0/21.0-2.70.7   1.0   0.3-2.3   0.7   0.0-13k
Elven Union21/0/12.0-2.51.0   1.5   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.5-30k
High Elf20/0/20.0-2.52.5   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.5170k
Human20/0/21.0-2.50.0   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.0130k
Orc11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.040k
Skaven31/0/21.0-2.70.7   0.0   0.0-0.7   0.3   0.0167k
Wood Elf10/0/12.0-3.02.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   1.0330k
Total155/0/101.2-2.40.9   0.6   0.2-1.1   0.4   0.391k