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Ever since paradocks first entered the Blackbox in mid 2513 there has been a very clear agenda to keep him out, experiencing the strong prejudice that comes from being an ogre of an unforgiven time in an unwanted land. First suffering a tough start with corrupt match officials fixing their first 3 games against minmaxing chaos pact teams (the girls retired one of them). They were then thrown out of the Blackbox Brawl LXXXIX with a corrupt director preventing them from playing to let an associate pass through fresh to the next round.

Their enslaved cheerleading squad Quite Rotten have helped to boost the depleted team coffers with their springboard to popularity after recent media exposure.

The final month of 2513 saw a vice coach added to the roster. Jake Jones who made his name by bringing the blood derby squad Starlit Starlets to commercial success will now be working with paradocks to keep the White Cotton franchise alive, and with him he brings the considerable talents of Mary Stroppins & Danika Dragonfly who will be making their blood bowl debuts for the team. The team subsequently went on a long hiatus from the end of 2513, and didn't reappear until early 2516. Reemerging in the Crown of Sand VII to provide their fans with two fantastic overtime matches.

Team Entrance Music:
M.I.A. - Bad Girls (Nonsens Remix)


New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Koka Kalim Blitzer
5 4 3 6
Block, Dodge
+ST
-av, -ma, m 10 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 140k
(0)k
 
2
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 6
Block, Dodge
-av, m 6 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 90k
(0)k
 
3
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
4
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
6
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
  10 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
7
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Guard
  10 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 80k
(50+30)k
 
8
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 4 7
Dodge
+AG, Block
  10 1 2 0 0 3 22/31 110k
(50+60)k
 
9
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
  10 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
11
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
  6 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
12
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
  9 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
14
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
  11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
15
Piranha Warrior Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
  11 0 2 0 2 0 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
17
Journeyman Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: paradocks Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Amazon Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1150k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1380k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (5/1/5) |TD Diff:0 (12 - 12) |Cas Diff:-19 (7/5/2 - 14/15/4)
Last Opponent: Avalon Silver Helmets
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Renegade42/0/20.8-0.80.0   0.3   0.3-1.5   2.5   0.5-43k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-90k
Goblin11/0/02.0-1.03.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.00k
High Elf32/0/11.7-1.31.0   1.0   0.0-1.3   1.0   0.3-393k
Necromantic Horror10/0/10.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-90k
Orc10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.040k
Total115/1/51.1-1.10.6   0.5   0.2-1.3   1.4   0.4-135k