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Berk's Ball Boyz
P [L] Goblin

Berk's Ball Boyz were created initially as a way to keep guests amused at parties. A few Goblins were hired to cavort around a miniature pitch with a foam ball and generally perform various antics to the delight of the crowd.

Alas, it was not to be, the first party was a disaster. The food, music and company were simply divine, but it was when the entertainment started that it all went horribly wrong. To begin with there was applause as the Goblins cavorted and wrestled for the ball, and then someone threw their beer in to the arena, landing in the mouth of Screams of an Eagle. Screams of an Eagle liked the effect so much he decided to share, and jumped from the pitch into the crowd grabbing and throwing the crystalware everywhere (which is a shame, as he was really aiming for the pitch).

The rest of the evening, well, it is no longer discussed, except in hushed tones late at night with the comfort of a very large brandy to ward away the terror. All that is known is that Lady Selachii had to have the foam ball removed from a very embarrassing place.

So, the surviving Goblins* were rounded up and locked in the dungeon while the Master decided their fate. It was a few days later when he heard some of his peers discuss a new diversion they were playing, it seemed that they were using their Goblin servants to play Blood Bowl. . . So the remaining Goblins were offered the chance to play, and the Master took a look around his staff for suitable Loonies to fill the final slots of the team.






*All that was found of Screams of an Eagle were his tabard and his left ear. It is said that the players of the team now pray to the ear before a match, that they may inherit his skill for chaos.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Sound of the Rain on the Hard Ground
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Mighty Blow
   6 0 0 0 5 1 15/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
2
Shine of the Rainbow
Pogoer
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
Side Step
   6 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
3
Head of the Beer
Bomma
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
4
The Breaking Wind
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Contrast of the Sun on Snow
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
  
6
Roaring of the Crowd
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Thwack of Willow on Leather
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Crack of Fist on Face
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Wind Regretfully Blown
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Regret of the Falling Leaf
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Sunset though a Raindrop
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Texture of Newborn Hedgehog Spines
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG
   6 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 80k
(40+40)k
  
13
Smell of Fresh Love
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Feel of a Sunbeam
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av 5 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Osmosis of Water in a Potato
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Excitement of Christmas
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Berk Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 1  
Current Team Value: 1100k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 140k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1140k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (0/0/6) |TD Diff:-11 (2 - 13) |Cas Diff:-3 (13/3/1 - 17/3/0)
Last Opponent: FRSHMN's Filthy Foulers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Goblin60/0/60.3-2.22.2   0.5   0.2-2.8   0.5   0.0-103k
Total60/0/60.3-2.22.2   0.5   0.2-2.8   0.5   0.0-103k