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Nilfheim Lumberjacks
P [L] Norse

Season IV: Joined the OWCC in the Kislev conference, won one game and got promoted to the Bretonnia conference where we went 2/0/2. The two wins nabbed us the Giant-Killer Award with a record 1230 points, beating two times challenge cup winner the Goldlords in one of the biggest upsets of the season, denying them the chance to defend the title. In the promotion/relegation playoffs won the first two games to secure our place in the big leagues, then lost against some Blitzing CD's.

Season V: We get drafted into the Albion conference and it turned out to be a tight round to the finish. The season starts off poorly losing both runners and an Ulf early in the season, forcing the 'jacks to rely on journeymen for the rest of the season. However, with a big victory in round 4 and a massive casualty spree in the final game against the Rush we end the season on 2/3/0 with a +6 tiebreaker, +0,5 ahead of the #2, winning the Albion conference. In the semi-finals of the cup we face the Rush again and another massacre ensues, pushing Battle-Axe Nielsen to an impressive 5STR. In the final the Lumberjacks take on the fearsome Expats and bring home ultimate victory. Inspired by Battle-Axe Nielsen, Timber Jonas II also pushes his str to 5. In their two inter seasonal matches the 'jacks recruit two more players leaving them with a full 11-man squad for season VI.

Season VI: After drafting the perfect conference, the woodelves for inexplicable reasons decide to use their pardon and switch conferences only to abandon the league. The season went down the crapper fairly fast as a big can of Whoopass is delivered onto us by the Uzkulak Pirates. With a 3/0/2 record we have to settle for midtable obscurity and go into the new Interconference Shield. In round 2 the norsemen are sacrificed to the MB-heavy nurgles but win both other matches, luckily earning themselves a Royal Pardon.

Season VII: We use the Royal Pardon to switch from the bash-heavy Albion conference to the elf-infested Bretonnia conference. In the 2nd round we unluckily spill a point against the Khemri, but otherwise ride our luck on a river of blood to the conference title with 4/1/0 and a mighty 22 casualties. Against the Scavengers we lose our star-blitzer Battle-Axe Nielson, will we ever see the likes of him again? In the cup we take revenge for the first round in season VI against the Pirates, killing both Siemon and Tomas Bot in another bloody game, forcing the coach to concede victory. In the final against Lahmia Undead United things look grim as we shed players, fail to score and are down 9vs11+wizard at the start of the 2nd half. We are unable to stop them, but pressure enough to force the score. In true elf style we equalise and win the overtime toss playing 10v11 again. Another passing play and we claim ultimate victory again!

Season VIII: We draft another nice conference for ourselves and take the top spot in game 1. In game 2 we draw against the Gotland Gorers and lose the #1 spot to Frostheim U. In a insanely lucky head-to-head, we reclaim the top spot thanks to the herculean efforts of Runaway Aaron III, never to relinquish it for the entire round.
Next up: the cup!

Longest unbeaten streak: 15 games
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Battle-Axe Nielson IV
Berserker
6 3 4 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow, +AG, Guard, Tackle
   25 2 7 1 11 3 62/76 190k
(90+100)k
  
2
Bjorn the Logger
Berserker
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Piling On, Juggernaut, Dauntless, Pro
 n 70 0 4 0 67 8 Legend
186
 210k
(90+120)k
  
3
Moonlight Olaf III
Ulfwerenar
6 4 2 8
Frenzy
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
4
Moonbeam Sigmar II
Ulfwerenar
6 4 2 8
Frenzy
Guard
   9 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
5
Runaway Aaron III
Catcher
7 3 4 7
Block, Dauntless
Dodge, +AG, Side Step, Jump Up, Diving Tackle
   50 4 32 0 8 3 131/176 210k
(90+120)k
  
6
Whispering Leif V
Catcher
7 3 3 7
Block, Dauntless
Dodge, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   29 3 4 0 4 2 33/51 150k
(90+60)k
  
7
Timber Jonas II
Thrower
6 5 3 7
Block, Pass
Sure Hands, +ST, +ST, Leader, Fend
   70 12 27 0 5 6 133/176 230k
(70+160)k
  
10
Crosshaul Sven II
Lineman
5 3 3 7
Block
Tackle, Guard
 -ma 46 0 0 0 1 4 22/31 100k
(50+50)k
  
11
Tin Can Rolf V
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Tackle
   10 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
12
Temperate Thomas II
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   10 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Thumb off Harold IV
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
15
Hairsplitting Henrika III
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Tackle
   9 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
16
Cordwood Lars II
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Tackle, Guard
   50 0 3 0 5 2 29/31 100k
(50+50)k
  
13 players  
Coach: BlueDevil420 Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 2020k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 300k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2020k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:74 (42/12/20) |TD Diff:37 (109 - 72) |Cas Diff:33 (109/53/32 - 101/47/13)
Last Opponent: Marienburg Magpies
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Dwarf75/0/21.6-1.00.4   0.4   0.1-1.4   1.1   0.391k
Chaos Chosen95/2/21.8-1.01.6   0.8   0.3-1.2   0.8   0.290k
Chaos Renegade42/0/21.0-1.01.3   0.3   1.0-1.5   1.5   0.3120k
Dark Elf54/1/01.4-0.41.6   0.0   0.2-0.6   0.6   0.0-54k
Dwarf42/0/21.0-1.01.0   0.8   0.3-3.3   0.8   0.3-178k
Elven Union41/0/31.0-1.50.8   1.8   1.0-0.5   0.0   0.0273k
High Elf22/0/02.0-0.52.0   0.5   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.05k
Human21/1/02.5-2.00.5   0.5   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.0-100k
Lizardmen84/1/31.1-1.01.6   0.9   0.3-1.3   1.1   0.1-109k
Necromantic Horror42/1/11.5-0.81.5   1.0   0.5-2.0   0.3   0.3-68k
Norse11/0/02.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0260k
Nurgle32/0/11.3-1.00.3   1.0   0.3-0.7   0.7   0.3-23k
Ogre20/2/00.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0460k
Orc11/0/02.0-0.03.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0180k
Shambling Undead63/1/21.5-1.01.3   0.3   0.2-2.3   0.7   0.3157k
Skaven32/1/02.7-2.03.7   2.0   1.0-0.3   0.7   0.3-157k
Tomb Kings63/2/11.5-0.82.3   0.8   0.7-1.8   0.2   0.2173k
Wood Elf32/0/11.7-1.32.7   1.0   0.7-1.7   0.0   0.043k
Total7442/12/201.5-1.01.5   0.7   0.4-1.4   0.6   0.249k