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Ura Tool Founding Fathers
Roster [R] Dwarf





We hold these tool truths to be self-evident:
That not all races are created equal;
But that all dwarves are endowed by their creator
with certain inalienable rights;
That amongst these are a life of drinking, liberty to score,
and the pursuit of casualties.





Current Players
Past Players
0-56-1516-3031-5051-7576-175176+


Future Hires:
Deathroller - G. 'the Touchstone' Wythe






Active
TopName#
GamesG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
64
Completions (22)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
7
Touchdowns (111)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
44
Interceptions (1)G. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
1
Casualties (190)A. 'the Blotter' Hamilton
37
Most Valuable Player (66)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
9
Star Player Points (1067)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
192
Passing (51)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
17
Rushing (2039)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
994
Blocks (3449)J. 'the Crane' Hancock
306
Fouls (48)J. 'the Crane' Hancock
J. 'the Sickle' Madison
7
Scoring ThrowerT. 'the Square' Jefferson
7
Blocking ThrowerG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
T. 'the Square' Jefferson
4
Blocking ScorerG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
7
TripleG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
T. 'the Square' Jefferson
4
All-rounderG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
1

All-Time
TopName#
GamesG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
64
Completions (22)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
7
Touchdowns (111)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
44
Interceptions (1)G. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
1
Casualties (190)A. 'the Blotter' Hamilton
37
Most Valuable Player (66)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
9
Star Player Points (1067)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
192
Passing (51)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
17
Rushing (2039)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
994
Blocks (3449)P. 'the Stamp' Randolph
385
Fouls (48)J. 'the Crane' Hancock
J. 'the Sickle' Madison
7
Scoring ThrowerT. 'the Square' Jefferson
7
Blocking ThrowerG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
T. 'the Square' Jefferson
4
Blocking ScorerG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
B. 'the Stove' Franklin
7
TripleG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
T. 'the Square' Jefferson
4
All-rounderG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
1




under contstruction (lost part of team bio during a recent update)

Rookie Rumble CCLIV - lost in 2nd round
FUMBBL R Minor TW2000 III-3 - had to forfeit in round 3 due to RL issues
XFL IX Dwarves - lost in 3rd round
Warpstone Open X Qualifier X - lost in 1st round (cpomb and eventual runner-up)
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLXXXIII - lost in 2nd round (eventual winner)
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLXXXV - Winner (would face same team in very next tournament)
UI XI Qualifier: Jade Lantern - lost in Qualifier Final
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CLII - lost in round 1
GLT XI: High TV Qualifiers 2 - round 2 derp dicing
FUMBBL Minors 1900TW II-1 - round 1 derp @$$-reaming
FUMBBL Minors 1900TW IV-4 - round 2 brexit




under contstruction (lost part of team bio during a recent update)

1st 50 games - 38/3/9, TD Diff: 53 (85-32), Cas Diff: 60 (69/54/15-48/23/7), TV 1530 (4 J-men, 3 MNG), RR 3, FF 9, Treasury 410k
Game 50 derpfest
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
G. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Dodge, Guard, Mighty Blow, Grab, Stand Firm
   79 4 9 1 31 8 135/176 190k
(80+110)k
  
2
B. 'the Bifocals' Franklin
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
3
T. 'the Square' Jefferson
Runner
7 4 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
+MA, Block, Fend, +ST, Tackle, Leader
   77 10 52 0 7 10 Legend
230
 240k
(80+160)k
  
4
J. 'the Sickle' Madison
Runner
7 4 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Wrestle, Strip Ball, +MA, Dodge, +ST
   43 3 20 0 2 3 82/176 230k
(80+150)k
  
5
J. 'the Auger' Adams
Troll Slayer
5 3 3 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Jump Up, +AG
   17 0 4 0 9 1 35/51 180k
(90+90)k
  
6
A. 'the Blotter II' Hamilton
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
7
R.H. 'the Stirrup' Lee
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   18 0 0 0 7 2 24/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
8
G. 'the Vice' Read
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dodge
   17 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
9
C. 'the Dibber' Carroll of Carrollton
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dodge
   8 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
10
J. E. 'the Punch' Howard
Blocker
3 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Jump Up
 -ma 7 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
11
J. 'the Millstone' Ellicott
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   8 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
12
A. 'the Sluice' Ellicott
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
14
C. 'the Stocks' Rodney
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   27 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Cavetroll Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1930k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 140k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1930k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:80 (60/7/13) |TD Diff:84 (135 - 51) |Cas Diff:122 (121/92/31 - 70/38/14)
Last Opponent: Korodale Eagles
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen64/0/21.5-0.71.3   1.7   0.5-1.0   1.2   0.7112k
Chaos Dwarf74/1/21.3-0.71.1   1.0   0.6-1.6   1.1   0.4-29k
Chaos Renegade11/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.010k
Dark Elf88/0/02.3-0.41.9   1.3   0.4-0.3   0.1   0.09k
Dwarf32/0/11.3-0.31.0   1.0   0.3-0.7   0.3   0.040k
Elven Union31/2/02.0-1.03.0   1.7   0.3-0.3   0.0   0.067k
Halfling22/0/01.5-0.52.0   2.0   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.0685k
High Elf65/1/01.8-0.80.8   1.0   0.3-0.3   0.0   0.052k
Human20/0/20.0-1.51.0   1.0   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.0130k
Lizardmen43/0/11.8-0.82.8   0.8   0.0-1.3   0.0   0.018k
Necromantic Horror53/1/11.6-1.21.4   1.4   0.4-1.0   0.6   0.610k
Norse55/0/02.2-0.61.8   1.4   0.6-0.6   0.6   0.0-6k
Nurgle65/0/11.7-0.31.2   0.7   0.5-1.7   1.0   0.215k
Orc106/1/31.4-0.61.4   1.2   0.2-1.2   0.6   0.2-34k
Shambling Undead32/1/02.3-0.31.3   0.3   0.7-0.7   0.0   0.360k
Skaven33/0/01.7-0.73.0   0.7   1.0-0.3   0.0   0.090k
Tomb Kings22/0/01.5-0.01.0   1.5   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.0150k
Vampire11/0/03.0-0.00.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.040k
Wood Elf33/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.3-0.0   0.0   0.0177k
Total8060/7/131.7-0.61.5   1.2   0.4-0.9   0.5   0.250k