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Mootland Fighting Cockerels
Roster [L] Halfling

Located in Mootland's capital, Eicheschatten, Mootland University is the pre-eminent (i.e. only) institution of higher learning within the Grand County of Mootland, commonly referred to as The Moot. Every University looks forward to playing the Cockerels, given that the team has never won a game. However, the team boasts the highest matchday attendance averages of all the CBBA teams due to the amazing game day ritual in which the University puts on a huge feast for all the fans to enjoy before their team gets smashed.

MOOTLAND FIGHTING COCKERELS
Stadium: The Great Mootland Cookpit
Capacity: 124,001
Surface: Clover
Colours: Mootnight Black, Chedder Yellow, Spilt Blood Red & Grass Stain Green
Nickname(s): "The Big M"; "The Black Cocks"
Motto: "Live a Little"
Coach: Karnov
Master Chef: Koko De Spice
Offensive Co-ordinator: Spiffy Bangbagel
Defensive Co-ordinator: Rocky Velveteen
Motivational Icon: Walpo Waxwind

PLAYERS ALLOWED
12 Halflings

OTHER ROSTER RULES
Maximum Roster Size – 12 Players
Maximum Re Rolls – 2
The team must start with a fan factor of 7 or higher.

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THE GREEN DEAN'S PRESEASON PREVIEW

Hello students and sports fans! Welcome back to a brand new season of Big M football!!!

There's been a lot of changes over the offseason - let me fill you in:


* The University board (chaired by yours truly) has decided to change our institution's name to better reflect our county-wide relevance. No longer shall we be known as "Eicheschatten University"; now all schooled Mootlanders stand united under the banner of "Mootland University", and our team is now known as the "Mootland Fighting Cockerels" (also to be affectionately known as "The Big M".)

Celebrate the change!
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* As tradition goes, Eicheschatten University didn't have much! That, too, is going to change...

Commencing this season the Mootland Fighting Cockerels have a number of individual performance-based awards that players can strive for:

- LITTLE BIG MAN: Most Valuable Player

- GIANT SLAYER: Most Casualties caused

- GRAVE JIGGER: Most Deaths delivered

- SILVER SPARROW: Most TD's Scored

- JOLLY JOKER: Most injuries received (that failed to cause death/retirement)

There is also an incentive program that awards, as determined by the coaching panel, a GOLDEN EGG decal for any outstanding play or display of courage and/or foolhardiness that a player performs during the course of a game.

This decal is to be worn with pride anywhere upon the player's armour that he deems fit. This, in turn, allows our fans to see, by way of the golden eggs, who are the game changers and difference makers for the Big M.
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* Finally, while the University and coaching panel acknowledge that the C.B.B.A is but a slick sideshow to the S.W.L's chaotic carnival, we cannot let our player's forget that Death does not discriminate - us Mootlanders are probed by his bony finger more often than not.
Coach Karnov does not want his players to fear death - he want's them to embrace it! So, for the opening game of every season, the Mootland Fighting Cockerels will forgoe the use of an apothecary. Coach Karnov hopes that this will set the season off on the right foot, and that his players will learn to "live a little".
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*** OPENING ROUND MENU ***
While our opening round opponent has yet to be decided, you'll be happy to hear that Master Chef extraordinaire
Koko De Spice's menu has been finalised!

Lick your lips in anticipation:

Entree - Roast Boar Rolls with Horny Sauce
Main - Spicy Whale Stew
Dessert - De Spice's Famous Apple Crumble Rumble
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That's all for now, students and sports fans. Thanks for your ongoing support!

I look forward to seeing all of you at the Cookpit come Monday night.

GO BIG M!!!

- The Green Dean -

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SEASON #1 AWARDS

LITTLE BIG MAN (Most Valuable Player): Fox Newpelt

GIANT SLAYER (most Casualties caused):
Four-way tie:
Fox Newpelt (1)
Pop "The Cleaver" Boreefer (1)
Dim Dashfar (1)
Todee Blissnoogle (1)

GRAVE JIGGER (most Deaths delivered): NA

SILVER SPARROW Most TD's Scored: Fox Newpelt (2)

JOLLY JOKER Most injuries received (that failed to cause death/retirement):
Three way tie:
Todee Blissnoogle (Groin Strain + Broken Neck)
Jacknife Sawyer (Broken Jaw x 2)
Modin Wildrain (Broken Jaw + Fractured Arm)

Special mention was made of Fox Newpelt’s selection as a starting lineman on the CBBA All Star Team.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bommo Pondshot
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 m 12 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 50k
(0)k
  
2
Sunny Slybrick
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Hail Mary Pass
   11 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(30+30)k
  
3
Fox Newpelt
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 m 11 2 2 0 1 0 10/16 50k
(0)k
  
5
Kody Applesauce
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Jacknife Sawyer
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
 m 10 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 50k
(0)k
  
7
Modin Wildrain
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
 n 9 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
8
Pepper Shakermaker
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 11 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 30k
(0)k
  
9
Lonny Leapfrog
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Pop "The Cleaver" Boreefer
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
   10 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
11
Lil' Ceaser
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Gordo Kingmaker
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
17
George Darktree
Journeyman Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
18
Nicholas Clumsyorc
Journeyman Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
19
Sylvester Grottyhawk
Journeyman Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
20
Duane Dirtyeagle
Journeyman Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7 players (+4 players missing next game)  
Coach: Karnov Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 690k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 620k Cheerleaders: 4  
Team Value: 870k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (0/2/10) |TD Diff:-34 (3 - 37) |Cas Diff:-52 (6/4/0 - 45/14/3)
Last Opponent: Averheim University Stallions
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Norse20/0/20.0-3.01.5   0.0   0.0-2.5   1.0   0.5-145k
Elven Union10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   1.0-380k
High Elf30/2/11.0-2.70.7   0.3   0.0-3.7   1.3   0.0-200k
Human60/0/60.0-3.50.2   0.5   0.0-4.2   1.3   0.2-412k
Total120/2/100.3-3.10.5   0.3   0.0-3.8   1.2   0.3-312k