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Retired [B] High Elf








Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder, what's this red button will do?

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms



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Be safe around trains!

ARR Season XIII sprint: WWLWTWWWWWWTWWWL
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Set fire to your hair
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle, Side Step
   17 5 9 0 3 0 38/ 160k
(100+60)k
  
2
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step
   17 3 5 0 3 0 24/ 140k
(100+40)k
  
3
Eat medicine that's out of date
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Wrestle, Dodge, Strip Ball
 m 16 1 3 0 2 4 34/ 150k
(0)k
  
5
Get your toast out with a fork
Catcher
8 4 4 7
Catch
Juggernaut, +ST, Frenzy
   15 0 11 0 4 1 46/ 190k
(90+100)k
  
6
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
Accurate
   10 5 1 0 0 1 13/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
7
Do your own electrical work
Lineman
5 3 4 8
Guard
 -ma 16 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 100k
(70+30)k
  
9
Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick
   16 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
10
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Wrestle
   17 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
11
Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard
   17 0 0 0 0 3 15/ 100k
(70+30)k
  
12
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
17
Xavier Deepbrook
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Robert Whiteorc
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: happygrue Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1480k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 470k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1630k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:17 (12/2/3) |TD Diff:19 (30 - 11) |Cas Diff:-19 (7/4/5 - 22/11/2)
Last Opponent: Wu Tan Clan
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Renegade21/0/11.0-1.50.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-110k
Chaos Chosen32/0/11.3-0.70.0   0.0   0.7-1.7   1.3   0.3-17k
Dwarf11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-40k
Goblin11/0/06.0-0.01.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.060k
High Elf10/1/00.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.040k
Norse21/0/11.0-0.50.5   0.5   0.0-2.5   0.5   0.5-70k
Ogre11/0/03.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.040k
Orc33/0/02.0-0.30.3   0.7   0.0-0.7   0.3   0.07k
Shambling Undead11/0/02.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.00k
Skaven10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.030k
Tomb Kings11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.080k
Total1712/2/31.8-0.60.4   0.2   0.3-1.3   0.6   0.1-11k