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Philadelphia WAAAGH!
P [L] Orc

The Philadelphia WAAAGH are a recent addition to the MLS of OBBA. Stumbling across a 'bowl' structure near the Dur-ar-waaagh river, the Orcish warband took the name of an ancient Morkian warlord called Philadelphia. He might also have been a ship or a bell, Orcs aren't much for history.
They are followed by their rancid band of fans, who refer to themselves as the Sons of Bork. The SOBs are always eager to do what they can to any hapless player pushed out of bounds. Even (especially?) WAAAGH players.


Their performance in the MLS seems to be characterized with minimal scoring, and heavy casualties inflicted upon the teams they face. Still, they scrape together the odd win with this tack, and the coach promises they'll be a "consistent Playoff participant" soon.

Many thanks to Stimme for the excellent logo



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We did some things:










Who do we hate?

LA Galaxy.
Not just because they're Elves. Fortunately, we got a little even towards the end, but wouldn't mind a little more elf blood.

DC United.
We hate all Simyin, but these guys we hate just that little bit more. They were the inspiration of our ongoing bounty for Simyin pelts.

Bounty

Philadelphia WAAAGH will provide 50,000 from their 'petty cash' for each Simyin pelt delivered to their offices. Pelt must belong to a Simyin player active in the MLS, who was witnessed to have died on the pitch. Otherwise we just pay you 10 gold for a random Simyin pelt, or fair market value, whichever is more.

Currently outstanding bounties:
Milan Gladiators: 200,000 for these two games

FC Edmonton: 50,000 for this game

Temper Bay Mutiny: 50,000 for this game
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Amorki Okurgo
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 8
Block, Stand Firm, Break Tackle
 -av 65 0 0 0 11 2 32/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
2
Than Whitehorn
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm
   62 0 2 0 26 4 78/176 180k
(80+100)k
  
3
Shearin Wargams
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Stand Firm, Diving Tackle
 n 65 0 1 0 12 2 37/51 150k
(80+70)k
  
4
Crazy Graddis
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle
   63 0 1 0 19 1 46/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
5
Khan'Ur Crasher
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Jump Up, Piling On, Frenzy
   64 1 9 0 47 7 157/176 190k
(80+110)k
  
6
Hurk McAgony
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Strip Ball
 -av 64 2 8 0 12 4 70/76 160k
(80+80)k
  
7
Sebarkien The Tooth
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Dauntless
   62 1 16 0 15 5 104/176 190k
(80+110)k
  
8
War'On Wheels
Blitzer
5 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge, Jump Up
 -ma, -av 60 0 6 0 17 5 77/176 200k
(80+120)k
  
9
An-Urh Blarg
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Kick, Dodge, +MA, Side Step, +AG
   65 37 18 0 1 9 138/176 220k
(70+150)k
  
10
Hark Blarnat
Lineman
5 3 3 9   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Blarg Carrblorg II
Lineman
6 3 2 9
+MA, Sure Feet, Wrestle
 -ag 56 1 8 0 0 5 50/51 130k
(50+80)k
  
12
Vansant Noblur III
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Wrestle, Tackle, Dirty Player
   47 0 0 0 2 8 44/51 110k
(50+60)k
  
14
Bugger
Goblin
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git, +MA, Sure Feet, Side Step
   60 1 6 0 0 8 59/76 130k
(40+90)k
  
15
Murky Bonebreaker II
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Village_Idiot Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 2440k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 270k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 2440k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:66 (20/13/33) |TD Diff:-23 (76 - 99) |Cas Diff:119 (128/67/21 - 62/32/3)
Last Opponent: Toronto AFC
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen20/1/10.5-1.01.0   1.5   0.5-1.5   2.0   0.0810k
Chaos Dwarf33/0/01.3-0.02.3   0.3   0.0-1.0   0.3   0.0707k
Chaos Renegade11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-50k
Dwarf11/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0600k
High Elf61/1/40.8-2.52.3   1.2   0.5-0.3   0.0   0.0-128k
Human52/2/11.4-1.22.0   0.6   0.2-0.6   0.4   0.0428k
Lizardmen81/0/70.5-2.12.3   0.5   0.5-0.4   0.4   0.0254k
Necromantic Horror92/0/71.0-1.42.1   1.7   0.4-0.9   0.0   0.1400k
Norse42/1/12.0-1.82.0   1.5   0.0-1.5   1.0   0.3453k
Nurgle41/1/21.3-1.50.8   1.3   0.0-2.3   0.8   0.0445k
Orc51/3/11.4-1.22.4   0.2   0.0-0.8   0.4   0.2-26k
Shambling Undead51/1/31.0-1.41.4   1.6   0.4-1.2   0.8   0.0440k
Simyin41/1/21.0-1.32.3   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.0270k
Skaven62/1/31.5-1.82.2   1.5   0.3-0.8   0.8   0.0147k
Underworld Denizens10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   1.0-3.0   0.0   0.01160k
Vampire21/0/12.0-1.51.5   0.5   1.0-1.0   0.5   0.0185k
Total6620/13/331.2-1.51.9   1.0   0.3-0.9   0.5   0.0310k