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Wyld. Stallyns
Roster [R] Orc

Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant. The truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar.

Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video.

Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments.

Well, how can we have decent instruments when we don't really even know how to play?

That is why we NEED Eddie Van Halen!

And THAT is why we need a triumphant video.

EXCELLENT!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bill S Preston Esq
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle
   14 0 3 0 5 0 19/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
2
Ted Theodore Logan
Blitzer
6 3 3 10
Block
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, +AV, Juggernaut
   66 1 8 0 45 3 130/176 190k
(80+110)k
  
3
Good Robot Ted
Blitzer
6 3 4 9
Block
+AG, Strip Ball, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Guard
   69 12 30 0 23 10 Legend
198
 230k
(80+150)k
  
4
Good Robot Bill
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Dodge
   39 0 3 0 10 3 44/51 150k
(80+70)k
  
5
Rufus
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Tackle, Guard
 n 69 0 0 0 44 7 123/176 180k
(80+100)k
  
6
Station
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow
   22 0 1 0 2 2 17/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
7
Evil Robot Ted
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 1 8
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Dodge
 n, -ag, -av 63 0 1 0 26 7 90/176 190k
(80+110)k
  
8
Evil Robot Bill
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Guard
 n 69 2 1 0 13 6 61/76 170k
(80+90)k
  
9
The Booth
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Kick-Off Return, Accurate, Kick, Leader
   67 81 12 0 5 6 157/176 170k
(70+100)k
  
10
Dead Ted
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Fend
   15 0 1 0 3 2 19/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
11
Princesses
Lineman
5 3 3 9   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Dead Bill
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
12 players  
Coach: mr-maverick Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 2150k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 170k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 2150k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:70 (32/12/26) |TD Diff:-1 (81 - 82) |Cas Diff:142 (138/78/31 - 63/33/9)
Last Opponent: Ulthuan Dragonflights
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/01.0-0.02.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0390k
Chaos Chosen93/3/31.0-1.21.2   0.9   0.1-1.4   0.6   0.383k
Dark Elf54/0/11.6-1.22.2   0.2   0.2-0.0   0.4   0.018k
Dwarf33/0/02.0-0.32.3   1.3   0.0-0.0   0.7   0.0-53k
High Elf32/0/11.3-1.01.3   2.7   0.0-0.7   0.0   0.0237k
Human62/0/41.3-1.82.2   1.2   0.5-0.8   0.0   0.238k
Necromantic Horror83/3/21.1-0.91.5   1.6   1.1-1.5   0.4   0.018k
Norse52/2/11.8-0.81.6   1.8   1.2-0.8   0.6   0.246k
Ogre11/0/01.0-0.04.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.090k
Orc31/0/20.7-0.71.7   0.0   0.3-1.3   1.0   0.0120k
Shambling Undead92/3/40.7-1.41.6   0.7   0.6-0.9   0.9   0.350k
Skaven41/0/30.8-2.02.8   1.3   0.0-0.3   0.5   0.3105k
Slann21/0/11.5-1.53.0   1.5   0.5-0.0   0.5   0.0160k
Tomb Kings20/1/10.0-1.00.5   0.5   0.5-2.0   0.0   0.030k
Underworld Denizens32/0/11.3-0.73.7   2.3   0.3-1.3   0.7   0.020k
Vampire11/0/02.0-0.04.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.050k
Wood Elf53/0/21.2-1.82.8   0.8   0.0-0.8   0.4   0.0-6k
Total7032/12/261.2-1.22.0   1.1   0.4-0.9   0.5   0.159k