33 coaches online • Server time: 09:02
* * * Did you know? The best blocker is Taku the Second with 551 casualties.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post No seasons. 2016 Pro...goto Post Secret League Americ...goto Post Star Player Pictures
SMACK the BOX
Retired [R] Chaos Chosen

Lord Primex emerges from the Northern Waste at a full gallop with his crew of psychotic follwers. They are headed straight to the heart of FUMMBL. To bring bring true death and destruction to the SCHEDULED SMACK SCENE. He grew bored over in the box, in fact, he now has a serious chip on his shoulder about the box. So he is going to SMACK the BOX!!!

Lord Primex is a tactical genius and avid Blood Bowl fan. Some jack wad said Lord Primex was an arm chair thrower. I wont go into the details of that guys demise. But it was grissly I assure you.

Lord Primex has been watching replays of the Scheduled Smacks for the last year and found a weakness in ranked Elf Ball and stupid Basher Builds. He will show you that the Ranked coaches are weak and inferior to the genius of a Lord of Tzeentch.

His plan of attack is simple and straight forward. With a twist of genius level tactical insight.


SMACK the Box is a tournament only team. They will not hit the gamefinder and only find matches in SCHEDULED Smacks, minors and majors
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
CPOMBination
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 150k
(150+0)k
  
2
Min/Max DERP
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(100+0)k
  
3
Box Superiority Complex
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 100k
(100+0)k
  
4
Endless Box Forum Rage
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(100+0)k
  
5
PO? Hit yes, Every time
Chosen Blocker
5 4 2 9 -ag, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(0)k
  
6
Victory through Superior CAS
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
7
Obligatory Baller Dude
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
8
NEWB Hunter
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
9
2 Legends and 9 Chumps
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
the Silent Chat Dude
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
11
I conceed if you draw blood
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
17
Robert Palesnake
Journeyman Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: PainState Re-Rolls (120k): 1  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 930k (±90) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1030k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-2 (0 - 2) |Cas Diff:-2 (0/0/0 - 1/1/0)
Last Opponent: RRRumblers Return
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-240k
Total10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-240k