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Krikkit
Retired [B] Chaos Dwarf

"Due to the dust cloud, the sky above Krikkit was completely black, and thus the people of Krikkit led insular lives and never realised the existence of the Universe. With the population thus prepared, Hactar, disintegrated but still functional, built and crashed a model spaceship onto Krikkit in order to introduce its inhabitants to the concept of the Universe.

Secretly guided by Hactar, the Krikkiters built their first spaceship, Krikkit One, penetrated the dust cloud, and surveyed the Universe before them. Unbeknownst to the Krikkiters, Hactar had been subliminally conditioning their minds to the point where they could not accept a Universe into their world view with the intention of putting them into a similar mindset to that of the Silastic Armorfiends. Sooner or later, they would require an Ultimate Weapon, and this would allow Hactar to finally complete his purpose, something he had felt considerably guilty about not doing before.

Upon first witnessing the glory and splendor of the Universe, they casually, whimsically, decided to destroy it, remarking, "It'll have to go."

Aided again by the mind of Hactar, the Krikkiters built an incredible battlefleet and waged a massive war against the entire Universe. The Galaxy, then in an era of relative peace, was unprepared, and spent the next 2,000 years fighting the Krikkiters in war that resulted in about two "grillion" casualties.

Krikkit also managed to leave other marks besides the destruction of numerous worlds: due to racial memories, the Earth sport of cricket and the pan-dimensional sport of Brockian Ultra-Cricket were based on the Krikkit Wars. Slartibartfast enjoys the game of cricket, but he notes that most sensible citizens of the galaxy find the sport to be in rather bad taste."
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Sick of the disparaging remarks of those who simply don't understand them or their beloved game, these fine gentlemen have "padded up" and got ready to "roll the arm over".

Armed with their trusty willows and red pills, they are to be underestimated at your peril.

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Sir Don Bradman
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block
   3 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 150k
(130+20)k
  
2
Shane Warne
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Dodge
   3 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 160k
(130+30)k
  
3
Keith Miller
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
Bill Ponsford
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Ray Lindwall
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Doug Walters
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Bill Lawry
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Claw
   3 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 100k
(70+30)k
  
8
Victor Trumper
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Clarrie Grimmett
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Jack Blackham
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Arthur Morris
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Colin McDonald
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
12 players  
Coach: DrPoods Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 1  
Current Team Value: 1190k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1190k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (1/0/2) |TD Diff:0 (3 - 3) |Cas Diff:1 (6/0/0 - 5/0/0)
Last Opponent: Hall of Ham
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Ogre11/0/02.0-0.06.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Nurgle20/0/20.5-1.50.0   0.0   0.0-2.5   0.0   0.0-45k
Total31/0/21.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.7   0.0   0.0-37k