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El(e)venses
Retired [L] High Elf

Who's got two thumbs and likes a mid-morning break?

This guy! As in me. I was pointing my thumbs at myself... better as a visual gag.

I'll stick the kettle on then shall I?

AUDI BOWL HISTORY







































Season Division Final standing
Season I Panzer Survival
Season II Panzer Play offs
Season III Panzer Relegation
Season IV Chuckle Champs Automatic promotion
Season V Panzer Relegation
Season VI Chuckle Champs Winners
Season VII Panzer Survived on a technicality
Season VIII Panzer 3rd
Season IX Panzer Ongoing
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
'Rocky' Robin
Blitzer
6 3 4 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle
 -ma, m 14 1 2 0 6 1 24/ 150k
(0)k
  
2
Drifter
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle
   19 0 3 0 6 1 26/ 140k
(100+40)k
  
3
The Viscount
Thrower
7 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
Guard, Dodge, Block, +MA
   45 13 0 0 4 6 51/ 190k
(90+100)k
  
4
Timothy Tam
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
Dodge, Kick
   27 16 0 0 1 2 28/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
5
John Bakewell
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Dodge, Block
   14 5 4 0 1 0 19/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
6
Eccles II
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Dodge
   4 3 1 0 0 0 6/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
7
Jaffa
Catcher
8 3 4 6
Catch
Dodge, Block, Side Step, Jump Up
 -av 48 7 17 0 6 1 75/ 170k
(90+80)k
  
10
Orri O
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Tackle
   24 1 1 0 7 2 28/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
11
Stephen Toast
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge
   21 1 1 0 1 1 11/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
12
Short Brett
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge, Wrestle
   53 2 1 0 3 3 26/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
13
Leia Cake
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   21 0 2 0 1 4 28/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
14
Victor the Sponge
Lineman
6 4 4 8
Guard, Block, Dodge, +ST
   50 2 1 0 9 7 58/ 190k
(70+120)k
  
15
Mr Nice
Lineman
6 3 4 8   19 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: thebeanbag Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1810k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 540k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1960k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:53 (19/12/22) |TD Diff:10 (66 - 56) |Cas Diff:-33 (44/15/14 - 57/34/15)
Last Opponent: Assassins Under Drug Influence
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   0.0   0.0570k
Necromantic Horror82/2/41.1-1.30.5   0.4   0.3-1.6   0.4   0.134k
Chaos Dwarf72/3/21.1-1.30.4   0.0   0.0-1.1   1.6   0.653k
Chaos Renegade31/1/11.0-1.00.7   0.7   0.3-0.3   0.7   0.043k
Dark Elf10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0220k
Goblin33/0/03.0-0.33.0   1.7   0.3-0.3   0.3   0.0197k
High Elf83/2/31.4-1.00.9   0.1   0.3-0.6   0.4   0.1154k
Human11/0/03.0-0.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0600k
Lizardmen11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0360k
Norse21/0/11.5-1.00.5   0.0   0.5-1.5   0.0   0.5230k
Nurgle50/2/30.4-1.01.0   0.4   0.2-1.2   0.6   0.6-84k
Ogre11/0/01.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0540k
Orc71/1/50.9-1.40.3   0.1   0.0-1.7   0.9   0.6116k
Shambling Undead42/1/11.5-0.81.0   0.0   0.5-0.8   0.0   0.3353k
Underworld Denizens11/0/03.0-2.03.0   0.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0790k
Total5319/12/221.2-1.10.8   0.3   0.3-1.1   0.6   0.3150k