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Lammer Cheese Workers' Party
Retired [B] Chaos Dwarf

"Cheese THEME approved by WORKERs Party commission for COMEDIC values" - Party Secretary Comrade pythrr

Party Secretary Comrade pythrr make welcome honoured tourists for making cheese, says you "welcome to GLORIOUS workers' paradise of SOVIET polands!"

NB: This is a parody team. Any anti-emo jokes, CPOMB, rampant min-maxing and indiscriminate fouling is part of make fun, good times everybody.

Party Announcement: Developmental funs for being making the Komsomol cow dodgy bull.

Party Announcement: Mysterious RNG making for POW POW Lammers out of Capitalist Roadster Cup. Politburo suspect money be changing hands make coin toss naughty bad times. General Secretary saved from BBQ by nice SOCIALIST medicine man.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
General Secretary
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Break Tackle, Sure Hands, Dodge, Stand Firm, Tackle
   58 0 58 0 16 3 Legend
221
 260k
(130+130)k
  
2
Like Rustling Leaves
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
3
Like Dreams of Happy Times
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard, Juggernaut
   33 0 0 0 11 5 47/ 130k
(70+60)k
  
4
Winter Hot Water Bottle
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard, Juggernaut
   56 0 0 0 19 2 48/ 130k
(70+60)k
  
5
Gentle Loving Mummy Smile
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard, Juggernaut, Claw
   58 0 0 0 25 4 70/ 160k
(70+90)k
  
6
Clawpomb Death Lammer
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
   14 0 0 0 5 0 10/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
7
Like Spring of Golden Flowers
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard
   38 0 1 0 5 1 18/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
8
Stinky
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Blue
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Tasty
Hobgoblin
6 3 2 7 -ag 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Blue Vein
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Komsomol The Cow
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Break Tackle, Block
 m 13 0 4 0 1 3 29/ 170k
(0)k
  
13
Emmental
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
   8 1 1 0 1 0 6/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: DrPoods Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1420k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 1550k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1590k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:59 (26/16/17) |TD Diff:25 (79 - 54) |Cas Diff:54 (106/65/26 - 82/35/26)
Last Opponent: Rotten Warriors of Decay
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon20/1/10.0-0.52.5   0.5   0.0-2.0   0.5   0.030k
Chaos Chosen41/0/30.8-1.51.5   1.3   0.3-2.0   0.3   0.3-180k
Chaos Dwarf22/0/02.0-0.00.0   2.0   0.5-1.0   1.5   0.0-50k
Chaos Renegade10/0/11.0-2.03.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   2.0   1.0-10k
Dark Elf30/2/11.0-1.32.7   1.7   0.7-0.3   0.3   0.3-77k
Dwarf21/1/01.5-1.01.5   1.5   0.0-2.0   0.5   0.0-85k
Halfling10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Human43/1/02.0-0.82.5   1.0   0.3-0.0   0.5   0.835k
Lizardmen31/0/21.0-1.31.0   1.0   0.0-2.3   0.0   0.3-43k
Necromantic Horror20/2/01.0-1.01.0   1.5   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0-25k
Norse31/1/11.3-1.31.7   1.7   0.3-2.0   2.0   0.3150k
Nurgle75/1/11.3-0.61.0   0.9   0.6-1.0   0.7   0.6-87k
Ogre44/0/02.5-0.02.5   0.8   1.5-1.5   1.0   0.3-10k
Orc51/1/30.8-1.21.8   1.0   0.6-1.2   0.4   1.4-30k
Shambling Undead20/0/20.5-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.5   0.5   0.5-150k
Skaven74/2/11.6-0.72.4   1.3   0.7-1.1   0.0   0.4-29k
Tomb Kings31/1/11.3-1.30.3   0.3   0.0-3.0   1.3   0.760k
Underworld Denizens21/1/02.5-0.53.5   2.5   0.0-1.5   0.0   0.0-85k
Vampire21/1/01.5-0.52.0   1.5   0.5-2.0   1.0   0.0-315k
Total5926/16/171.3-0.91.8   1.1   0.4-1.4   0.6   0.4-46k