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A Woman's SatisFaction
Retired [Q] Amazon

It is hard to satisfy a woman in today's world. These are sure fire ways to get yourself sleeping on the couch!
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Late Home From Work
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(30)k
  
2
Leaves the Toilet Seat Up
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(0)k
  
3
Farts in Bed
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(30)k
  
4
Forgets Birthday
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
 n, m 1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 90k
(0)k
  
5
Doesn't Clean the Gutters
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(30)k
  
7
Doesn't Cook
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(30)k
  
9
Talks About His Mother Too Much
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(30)k
  
10
Ogles Women on TV
Linewoman
6 3 3 6
Dodge
 -av, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(0)k
  
11
Drinks Too Much Booze
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(30)k
  
12
Watches Too Much Football
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(30)k
  
13
Doesn't Earn Enough Money
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(30)k
  
8 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: Malthor Re-Rolls (80k): 4  
Race: Amazon Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 770k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-2 (0 - 2) |Cas Diff:-2 (0/0/1 - 1/2/0)
Last Opponent: Orcs that no one seen before
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Orc10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   2.0   0.00k
Total10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   2.0   0.00k