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Seducing Slaaneshi Succubi
Roster [L] Chaos Chosen




Follow me, my Children, and the glory of victory shall be yours. We shall cleanse ourselves in the crimson waters of our enemy. We shall bring the ecstasy of quick release to those who stand before us. We shall give bloody praise to the Lord of Pleasure and sing his name as we dance across the fallen. Follow me, my Children, and you shall taste the undreamt joys that lie beyond the bounds of mortal sense!

#1 The Daemonette#2 The Flesh Licker#3 The Giver of Indescribable Delight#4 The Feaster of Pain
#5 The Despoiler of the Flesh#6 The Ram of Slaanesh#7 The Steed of Slaanesh#8 The Unholy One
#9 The Great Horned One#10 The Base One#11 The Beast of Slaanesh#12 The Dark Queen
#13 The Keeper of Secrets#14 The Masque of Slaanesh#15 The Circle of Carnality#16 The Herald of Slaanesh

Game:Coach:Race:Result:Team Record:Dark Gods Wisdom:
ICandlejack1-01-0-0Hear me now!
All crimes should be treasured if they give thee
Pleasure somehow!
IIValen2-31-0-1Take care, lest your protests grow tiresome. I have asked for so little! Anyone would think that I have asked you to sacrifice yourselves and your sons! And yet, in Slaanesh's boundless and pleasing mercy, I have asked only for your daughters. Surely you would not deny me my small enjoyments?
IIIfreshbree1-11-1-1Long shall be your suffering. Joyous be your pain!
IVdorfeus1-02-1-1My, my, my, what have we here? Another Chaos Lord demanding my fealty? Do you have any idea who you are talking to? I am older than you or I care to count. Seeking me out was your first mistake. Speaking with me was your second mistake. Words cannot describe the fate my slaves suffer if they should make a third mistake...
Vbadenprinz0-12-1-2Impurity shall be our armor. Hate shall be our weapon. Immortality shall be our I!
Vudagorri0-22-1-3Do not ask which creature screams in the night,
Do not question who waits for you in the shadow.
It is my cry that wakes you in the night,
And my body that crouches in the shadow.
I am Slaanesh and you are the puppet
That dances to my tune!
VIIarry1-03-1-3Cast down the idols! Destroy the temples! Slay the priests! Show these fools that they worship nothing more than a rotting corpse!
VIIIdorfeus0-03-2-3Join our Pageant, little one, and dance for pleasure and the joy of pain!
IXDonnyRainboe1-13-3-3I shall suck the marrow from your bones, work it most cunningly into musical instruments, and every time I play upon them, your soul shall scream in formless agony!
Xfreshbree1-04-3-3The Moon, she hangs like a cruel portrait
Soft winds whisper the bidding of trees
As this tragedy starts with a shattered glass heart
And the mid-nightmare trampling of dreams
But on, no tears please
Fear and pain may accompany Death
But it is desire that shepherds its certainty
As we shall see...
XIValen1-05-3-3She was divinity's creature
That kissed in cold mirrors
A Queen of Snow
Far beyond compare
Lips attuned to symmetry
Sought her everywhere
Dark liqoured eyes
An Arabian nightmare...
XIIMozza12-16-3-3Master it's true
My promise I have kept
Fulfillment of the prophecies
The deity's dead!
XIIIudagorri0-06-4-3Trick or betrayed
I think you should know
They know it's true
That their faiths are a hoax
Join us to see through the light
Belief is a scheme to ruin your life!
XIVbadenprinz0-26-4-4You're in my dreams
The Darkness in my heart
The rapture in their screams
Black Goddess Rise...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
The Daemonette
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
2
The Flesh Licker
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
3
The Giver of Indescribable Delight
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Claw
   13 0 1 0 3 2 19/31 100k
(60+40)k
  
4
The Feaster of Pain
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Mighty Blow, Claw
   13 0 2 0 1 2 18/31 100k
(60+40)k
  
5
The Despoiler of the Flesh
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
 n 12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
6
The Ram of Slaanesh
Beastman Runner
6 3 4 8
Horns
Leader, +AG
   13 0 4 0 0 3 27/31 130k
(60+70)k
  
8
The Unholy One
Chosen Blocker
5 4 2 9 -ag 13 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
9
The Great Horned One
Chosen Blocker
5 4 2 9 -ag 12 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
10
The Base One
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block
   14 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
11
The Beast of Slaanesh
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Mighty Blow
   14 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
12
The Dark Queen
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Claw
   10 0 0 0 5 0 10/16 170k
(150+20)k
  
13
The Keeper of Secrets
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
15
The Circle of Carnality
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
16
The Herald of Slaanesh
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Hayati Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1720k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1720k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (6/4/4) |TD Diff:0 (11 - 11) |Cas Diff:-10 (15/2/3 - 15/10/5)
Last Opponent: SC Echse Freiburg 14
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Dwarf21/1/00.5-0.00.5   0.0   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.0-15k
Amazon11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Chaos Chosen20/1/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.5   0.5   0.0325k
Dark Elf10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0260k
Goblin11/0/01.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0170k
Halfling11/0/01.0-0.05.0   0.0   2.0-1.0   3.0   0.0730k
Lizardmen20/0/20.0-1.50.5   0.0   0.0-0.5   1.0   1.580k
Orc10/0/12.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-30k
Simyin11/0/02.0-1.01.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0320k
Slann21/1/01.0-0.50.5   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.0   0.5175k
Total146/4/40.8-0.81.1   0.1   0.2-1.1   0.7   0.4184k