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P [R] Ogre

In der wordz ov da grate Snotling fitg... fiytg.... fyhgt... er, boxa/artizt Mamma Dali: Zting lyk a wozp, purr lyke wun ov dem kittun fings.

Ta bee 'onezt, 'e wuz mad keeen on dem todeztoolz, so wee int shure wat 'e ment by dat.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Heironymous Bash
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
2
Splat
Gnoblar
5 2 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
+ST
   27 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 70k
(20+50)k
  
3
Lanky McTallBig
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
   7 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
4
Jim. Just Jim
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
5
Honeyfied Hairball
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
   28 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
6
I mus' be smart az a 'ole bunch ov teechaz, cuz I'm mini-scule
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
 m 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(0)k
  
7
Fear me!
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   11 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
8
So dis iz a game? Dat sownds lyk 'armless fun
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
9
Not really a snotling, just a stuffed toy dropped on the pitch
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
10
'oo yoo callin' Titchy?
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
11
What Bowl?
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sure Feet, Block
   21 0 0 0 2 3 19/31 70k
(20+50)k
  
12
What What?
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Jump Up, Sure Feet
   27 1 1 0 1 3 21/31 60k
(20+40)k
  
13
Da Kneecapper
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sneaky Git
   9 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
14
Squigmangler
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
 -st 21 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
15
Squiglicker
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sneaky Git
   18 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: xnoelx Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 770k (±560) Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 670k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1070k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:29 (4/3/22) |TD Diff:-48 (13 - 61) |Cas Diff:-142 (16/7/2 - 114/36/17)
Last Opponent: Compound Creatures
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen11/0/03.0-0.00.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   1.0-20k
Amazon20/0/20.0-4.00.5   0.0   0.0-6.0   1.5   0.0-60k
Chaos Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   0.090k
Chaos Renegade11/0/01.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-10k
Dark Elf20/1/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-5.5   1.5   1.0-50k
Dwarf20/0/20.0-2.50.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   1.5   0.0-50k
Elven Union10/0/10.0-3.02.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   2.010k
Goblin10/0/10.0-4.00.0   0.0   0.0-9.0   2.0   0.0-60k
Halfling10/0/10.0-1.03.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   3.030k
Lizardmen10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-6.0   2.0   0.0-20k
Necromantic Horror41/0/30.3-1.30.5   0.3   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.0-83k
Norse20/0/20.0-3.01.0   1.0   0.0-4.0   2.5   0.5-215k
Orc20/0/20.0-2.00.5   0.0   0.0-3.5   1.5   1.0-100k
Shambling Undead30/1/20.3-2.00.0   0.7   0.3-5.7   0.7   0.3-30k
Skaven21/0/10.5-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.540k
Tomb Kings10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   0.0-70k
Underworld Denizens10/0/11.0-3.01.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   2.020k
Wood Elf10/0/11.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   2.0   1.0-20k
Total294/3/220.4-2.10.6   0.2   0.1-3.9   1.2   0.6-46k