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Tots 'n' Ham Hotspur
P [L] Simyin

Hailing from the N17, a legendary rain forest in Albion, these assortment of Apes crush everything in their path.

They live on a strict (and bizarre) diet of Tots and Ham only.

They despise cannons and anyone who brings an arsenal of weaponry to a fight.

Their playing style is one of flamboyance and neutrals love them!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Harry Kane
Chimpanzee
7 3 3 7
Extra Arms, Wrestle
Dodge, Sure Hands, Side Step, Fend, Block
   67 9 27 0 5 6 130/176 180k
(80+100)k
  
2
Chris Waddle
Silverback
5 5 1 9
Extra Arms, Grab, Loner, Mighty Blow, Wild Animal
Guard, Stand Firm, Block, Piling On, Break Tackle
   59 0 0 0 49 5 123/176 250k
(140+110)k
  
3
Hugo Lloris
Gorilla
5 4 2 8
Extra Arms, Grab
Mighty Blow, Guard
   28 2 1 0 0 4 25/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
4
Gareth Bale
Gorilla
5 4 1 8
Extra Arms, Grab
Mighty Blow, Guard, Jump Up
 -ag, -ag, n, m 27 0 0 0 10 3 35/51 160k
(0)k
  
5
Jimmy Greaves
Gorilla
5 4 2 8
Extra Arms, Grab
Mighty Blow, Guard
   19 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
6
Dave Mackay
Gorilla
4 4 2 8
Extra Arms, Grab
Mighty Blow, Block, Dodge, Guard
 -ma, m 35 1 1 0 16 3 51/76 190k
(0)k
  
7
David Ginola
Chimpanzee
7 2 3 7
Extra Arms, Wrestle
Dodge, Tackle, Side Step
 -st, m 27 1 5 0 2 3 35/51 140k
(0)k
  
8
Danny Rose
Bonobo
6 3 3 7
Extra Arms
   8 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Danny Rose
Bonobo
6 3 3 7
Extra Arms
Mighty Blow
   12 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 80k
(50+30)k
  
10
Dele Alli
Bonobo
6 3 3 7
Extra Arms
Dirty Player
   33 2 0 0 2 0 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
11
Paul Gascoigne
Bonobo
6 3 3 7
Extra Arms
Dirty Player
   33 1 1 0 0 2 14/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
12
Mike England
Bonobo
6 3 3 7
Extra Arms
   5 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Ledley King
Bonobo
6 3 2 7
Extra Arms
Wrestle, Fend, Mighty Blow
 -ag 64 1 3 0 4 4 38/51 120k
(50+70)k
  
14
Steve Perryman
Bonobo
6 3 2 7
Extra Arms
Block, Tackle, Kick, Fend
 -ag, n 61 0 3 0 10 7 64/76 130k
(50+80)k
  
16
Gary Mabbut
Bonobo
6 3 2 7
Extra Arms
 -ag, m 15 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 50k
(0)k
  
11 players (+4 players missing next game)  
Coach: skinnydookie Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Simyin Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1660k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 650k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 2200k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:69 (22/14/33) |TD Diff:-29 (72 - 101) |Cas Diff:26 (107/64/29 - 100/62/12)
Last Opponent: Hellas Nurglona
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon63/0/30.8-0.81.3   0.8   0.2-1.2   0.7   0.0220k
Chaos Chosen61/2/31.0-1.51.2   0.5   0.5-2.7   1.2   0.2150k
Chaos Dwarf41/2/11.0-1.32.0   1.0   0.3-1.8   1.3   0.3-120k
Chaos Renegade32/1/01.7-0.31.0   1.0   0.3-1.3   1.0   0.3393k
Dark Elf30/0/30.0-2.31.7   1.3   0.7-1.3   0.3   0.3-127k
Dwarf41/0/30.8-1.51.0   0.5   0.5-1.8   1.3   0.0-68k
Elven Union10/0/10.0-3.05.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-270k
Goblin11/0/02.0-1.04.0   0.0   2.0-2.0   0.0   0.0550k
High Elf53/1/11.4-1.21.6   0.6   0.2-1.2   0.8   0.0220k
Human40/0/40.5-2.01.0   1.3   0.0-1.5   1.0   0.8-48k
Necromantic Horror21/0/11.0-1.51.0   1.0   1.5-1.5   1.0   0.5-300k
Nurgle40/2/20.5-1.00.0   1.5   0.0-2.5   1.8   0.05k
Orc31/1/11.3-1.00.3   1.0   0.3-0.7   2.0   0.3-147k
Shambling Undead30/0/30.0-2.30.3   1.0   0.3-1.3   0.7   0.377k
Simyin74/2/11.6-0.72.0   0.9   0.3-0.6   0.6   0.036k
Skaven42/0/21.5-2.03.8   1.8   1.3-0.5   0.0   0.0390k
Slann20/2/01.5-1.52.0   0.0   0.5-1.5   1.5   0.5145k
Tomb Kings10/1/02.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   0.0310k
Underworld Denizens42/0/21.8-1.82.5   1.3   0.8-1.3   0.3   0.3-18k
Wood Elf20/0/20.5-4.01.5   1.0   0.0-1.5   1.0   0.0-45k
Total6922/14/331.0-1.51.6   0.9   0.4-1.4   0.9   0.271k