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Noisome Swarthy Woodsmen
Skills Pending [L] Wood Elf

SSL Season One and Ten Champion
A bunch of wild wac-err-horticulturists hauling the first Treeman around to satisfy his mercurial soil needs and (possibly) find Treewomen. Said Treeman is dangerously aggressive and notoriously antisocial. Being around the mutant Tree has caused the woodsmen to develop unnatural agility, possibly from its stunning emissions while in flower, but mainly to dodge its branch swings during dreamsleep. When asked what dreams caused such furore, the tree stubbornly kept silent but a faint green tinge appeared on the bark. The men glanced knowingly at each other and tipped a wink or two, bathing them in more emissions from the bashful Treeman.

With the team's victory in the inaugural season of the Southern Survivalist League, coupled with The One Tree's first casualty, much horticultural huffing and puffing was had with various botanical substances of dubious origin, some extracted from the very same Tree!

Those very same substances however induced a state of foolish bravado when indulged in liberally, as shown in the Season 2 Final. The Head Trimmer was dizzied by the fumes and the repeated knockdowns, paying for it by slipping on the grass while attempting to get away from the local large lizard and hurt his back.

The Tree was so happy to be around fellow Treemen that he lost his head in the Season 3 match against halflings....the team followed suit.

A bunch of rotting degenerates fit only for mulch found even the Southern Wastes much too wild for their liking and trampled over the helpless and innocent Woodsmen in their haste to leave while they were out foraging for samples in an obscure part of the Southern Wastes . For the North, as it turned out, carrying the casualty cup with them.

The team downcast by not making it to the final grant selection rounds struggled to adapt to their new rainforest habitats, with the One Tree in particular not finding it much to his liking and the team having one too many experiments spoilt by the native vermin.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
The Deep Driller
Wardancer
8 3 4 6
Block, Dodge, Leap
Strip Ball, Tackle, Side Step
 -av 18 0 6 0 4 3 41/51 180k
(120+60)k
  
3
The Bolshie Borderer
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Kick
   13 0 5 0 3 2 31/51 130k
(70+60)k
  
4
Tattle Treegazer
Thrower
8 3 4 7
Pass
Strong Arm, Sure Hands, Accurate, +MA
   31 42 1 0 1 6 77/76 190k
(90+100)k
  
5
The Noisome Noser
Lineman
8 3 4 7
+MA, Block
   7 0 5 0 0 2 25/31 120k
(70+50)k
  
6
The Deputy Digger
Wardancer
8 3 5 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
+AG, Side Step, Tackle, Dauntless, Sure Hands
 n 53 19 24 0 7 3 120/176 240k
(120+120)k
  
7
The Bulky Burrower
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block
   7 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
8
The Arborial Athlete
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Wrestle
   5 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
9
Truffle Trover
Lineman
7 3 4 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
The Mulching Madman
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Guard, Block, Dodge
 n 47 6 4 0 4 2 36/51 140k
(70+70)k
  
17
Evander Truerock
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 4 7
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Robert Hideousbone
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 4 7
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
9 players  
Coach: jevouse Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1720k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 450k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1720k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:78 (44/13/21) |TD Diff:72 (175 - 103) |Cas Diff:-168 (75/44/12 - 175/78/46)
Last Opponent: Itsy Bitsy Locals
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon42/0/21.8-1.30.8   0.5   0.3-2.0   0.8   0.393k
Chaos Chosen63/1/22.7-0.81.2   0.5   0.0-2.3   1.3   0.5-17k
Chaos Dwarf22/0/03.0-0.52.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.5155k
Chaos Renegade42/2/02.5-1.50.3   0.0   0.3-3.5   1.3   0.5133k
Dark Elf22/0/03.0-0.50.0   0.5   0.0-1.5   0.0   0.5445k
Dwarf61/2/30.7-1.20.7   0.3   0.0-2.3   1.5   0.5247k
Elven Union32/1/02.7-1.32.0   0.3   0.7-1.7   0.3   0.30k
Goblin53/0/21.6-1.23.0   0.6   0.0-2.0   0.8   0.6230k
Halfling31/0/21.0-2.02.0   0.7   0.3-1.3   0.7   0.3587k
Human42/0/22.0-1.81.3   0.8   0.0-1.8   1.3   0.8105k
Lizardmen53/1/13.0-1.40.4   0.6   0.6-1.6   0.6   1.0298k
Necromantic Horror32/0/13.3-1.71.0   1.0   0.0-2.3   1.0   1.0263k
Norse43/0/12.3-1.50.5   0.8   0.3-2.8   1.8   0.8-508k
Nurgle53/1/12.6-1.60.8   0.6   0.0-1.6   1.0   1.2124k
Ogre22/0/04.5-0.00.5   0.0   0.0-3.5   1.5   0.5240k
Orc21/1/01.0-0.50.5   0.5   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0370k
Shambling Undead32/0/12.0-1.30.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.3   1.0240k
Skaven42/1/13.3-2.31.3   1.0   0.3-3.0   0.5   0.3523k
Slann32/1/02.3-1.30.7   0.7   0.0-1.3   0.0   0.7467k
Tomb Kings54/1/02.2-1.00.6   0.6   0.2-3.0   1.0   0.2418k
Vampire30/1/21.3-2.00.3   0.7   0.3-2.7   2.3   0.7-177k
Total7844/13/212.2-1.31.0   0.6   0.2-2.2   1.0   0.6188k