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Cesspool Surfers
Retired [R] Underworld Denizens


Location: The Cesspool Burrow, Black Chasm
Nickname: Da Floaterz
Stadium: Surfs' UP Arena
Surface: Knee high sewage
Colors: Varies (too dirty to identify)
Sponsor: N/A
Headcoach: Spit Doomwebber
Team captain: Drizz Tunnelhowl, it seems..

TEAM BIO

Fan Chant (ruthlessly copy-pasted from The Underworld Creepers):
‘We kreep, we leep, we smell like feet’

‘so ....diz teem might actually be good?!’ - First comment from new coach Doomwebber after his inaugural games with The Surfers. Lets see how this goes...
TROPHY ROOM

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TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

Confirmed kills:

Cameron Duald
Nicholas Whitehawk

STAR PLAYERS


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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Drizz Tunnelhowl
Skaven Thrower
7 3 3 7
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
Leader
   5 4 0 0 0 1 9/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
2
Drill Gnomethrottler
Skaven Thrower
6 3 4 7
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
+AG, Block
 -ma 13 5 6 0 1 1 30/ 130k
(70+60)k
  
3
Skeet Warprage
Skaven Blitzer
8 3 3 8
Animosity, Block
+MA
   6 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 120k
(90+30)k
  
4
Hyrrzz Glowclaw
Skaven Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Animosity, Block
   4 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Bucky Bloodquencher
Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
Wrestle, Tackle
 n 12 2 2 0 1 2 20/ 90k
(50+40)k
  
6
Gash Whiptail
Skaven Lineman
8 3 3 7
Animosity
Tackle, +MA
   13 2 0 0 2 3 21/ 100k
(50+50)k
  
7
Spud Stonebelcher
Underworld Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Claw
   3 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 130k
(110+20)k
  
8
Grazta
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   13 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Biffjerk
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   13 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Smallz
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Scoff
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Frexi 'Fearless'
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   14 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Lint-Eye
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: doomspider Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Underworld Denizens Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1240k (±290) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1240k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (3/3/8) |TD Diff:-11 (11 - 22) |Cas Diff:-9 (13/8/2 - 16/8/8)
Last Opponent: Epicrash
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.0-40k
Ogre21/1/01.0-0.52.0   1.0   0.5-0.5   0.5   1.5120k
Chaos Dwarf20/0/20.0-2.00.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.5-50k
Chaos Renegade10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   2.0-10k
Goblin11/0/03.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.020k
High Elf20/1/11.0-2.51.0   1.0   0.0-1.5   0.0   0.5-15k
Human10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   1.010k
Necromantic Horror10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0100k
Skaven10/0/10.0-3.01.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Wood Elf21/0/11.5-1.01.0   0.5   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.045k
Total143/3/80.8-1.60.9   0.6   0.1-1.1   0.6   0.619k