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Zharrduk Bull Milkers
Retired [B] Chaos Dwarf


Team Founding:
2515

Fight song:
Excoriate - Bestial Slaughter

Team Motto:
Mess with bull, you get horns!

Zharrduk Bull Milkers
Team exists to feed the bull and perhaps play some ball. Team lives and dies by bull's game. Team players named after blood bowl "sins" - some of which the coaching staff regularly commit.





Current Players
Past Players
0-56-1516-3031-50
51-7576-175176+

Sprints!




Worker's Union is seeking replacements for:

Multiple Unnecessary GFIs
Stomped to death by skeletal abomination in final throes of game. Drunken apothecary performed autopsy on pitch instead of healing. Team stitched up instead of player.

Leader, no rerolls Stomped by Bloodsea Buccaneers.

Piling on surrounded by opposition and next to DP Stomped by Sons of Brutus.

Currently enriching the soil:
Vanyria, Zon Blitzer, ploughed by blocker.
Pirlo, UW lineman, hobgoblin tripped over his head.
Brian Douglas II, HE Catcher, Hobgoblin tripped over in scrum. Clumsy hobs again.


Adapted from NSL template by Balle2000.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Multiple Unnecessary GFIs
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Break Tackle
   5 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 150k
(130+20)k
  
2
PO gone but so are good dice!
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
3
Oof chaos who only roll 6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   5 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
5
High tv is for elves!!!
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Dead Mvp
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Passing as Chaos
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Dauntless
   54 0 0 1 20 4 62/ 150k
(70+80)k
  
8
Borned to kick
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Always cheated, never defeated
Hobgoblin
6 3 4 7
+AG, Block
   29 3 3 1 0 1 19/ 100k
(40+60)k
  
11
The RNG is biased against mens with initials AD
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
12
Chosen of Nuffle
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
   8 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
17
Ulric Stronghammer
Journeyman Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10 players  
Coach: ArrestedDevelopment Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1130k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1130k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:55 (19/13/23) |TD Diff:-10 (53 - 63) |Cas Diff:64 (100/45/18 - 53/30/16)
Last Opponent: {B} GreDarkSouls
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon20/1/10.5-1.51.0   0.0   1.0-0.5   0.5   0.010k
Chaos Chosen41/0/30.8-1.31.5   1.0   0.0-1.5   0.5   1.3-65k
Chaos Dwarf20/0/20.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.5-0.0   1.5   0.0-25k
Chaos Renegade31/1/10.7-1.02.3   1.0   0.3-1.0   0.3   0.0-3k
Dark Elf20/2/01.5-1.52.5   1.5   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.515k
Dwarf60/2/40.5-1.71.7   0.2   0.3-2.2   0.3   0.5-10k
Elven Union21/0/11.0-1.02.5   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.0-20k
Goblin22/0/01.5-0.03.5   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-20k
High Elf21/1/01.5-1.02.5   2.0   0.5-0.0   0.5   0.035k
Human63/0/30.8-1.21.7   0.5   0.2-1.8   0.8   0.3-23k
Lizardmen20/0/21.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.5-35k
Necromantic Horror21/0/10.5-1.02.5   1.5   0.5-0.5   1.0   0.025k
Norse22/0/01.5-0.51.0   2.5   0.5-0.5   1.5   0.5-30k
Nurgle52/1/21.0-1.00.8   0.8   0.6-0.8   0.0   0.2-70k
Ogre11/0/02.0-0.03.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-20k
Shambling Undead10/1/02.0-2.06.0   2.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-80k
Slann22/0/02.5-0.51.0   1.5   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.045k
Tomb Kings40/1/30.5-1.31.3   1.0   0.5-1.3   1.0   0.5-48k
Underworld Denizens21/1/01.0-0.51.5   0.0   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.040k
Vampire31/2/01.3-1.02.3   0.7   0.0-0.3   0.3   0.0-63k
Total5519/13/231.0-1.11.8   0.8   0.3-1.0   0.5   0.3-22k