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Retired [L] Human

The team about nothing. Have you ever been playing Blood Bowl, and your opponent is clicking all of his pieces, but not moving any of them? What is this guy doing? Do you have to touch every piece before deciding what you're going to do? Who are these people? I mean, come on, buddy. You only have four minutes and two of it is already gone... what do you mean you had to use the bathroom? Take care of that before you start playing!

Excuse the poor Jerry Seinfeld impersonation...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Jerry Seinfeld
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Tackle
   18 0 4 0 3 1 23/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
2
George Costanza
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Stand Firm
   17 0 0 0 10 1 25/ 180k
(140+40)k
  
3
Kramer 3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
4
Frank Costanza
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Newman
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Piling On, Guard
   18 0 1 0 16 2 45/ 150k
(90+60)k
  
9
Uncle Leo
Lineman
6 3 4 8
+AG, Accurate, Block
   18 7 3 0 4 2 34/ 140k
(50+90)k
  
10
Wilhelm
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard, Block
   18 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 100k
(50+50)k
  
11
Crazy Joe Devola
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Wrestle, Side Step
   11 2 4 0 0 2 24/ 100k
(60+40)k
  
13
Elaine Benes
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate
   8 5 1 0 2 1 17/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
17
Yorick Clumsyrock
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
18
Howard Silentbrook
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
9 players  
Coach: JohnnyFeyev Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1450k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1450k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:18 (8/3/7) |TD Diff:-2 (26 - 28) |Cas Diff:10 (26/15/7 - 23/10/5)
Last Opponent: Tier 3 Bravados
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Vampire22/0/02.0-0.51.0   1.0   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.055k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   1.0   1.0-340k
Chaos Renegade10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   1.0180k
Elven Union21/0/11.0-4.01.5   2.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0-50k
Goblin11/0/04.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0150k
High Elf10/1/02.0-2.01.0   3.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   1.0450k
Human10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-90k
Lizardmen10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-130k
Norse21/1/01.5-1.01.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.555k
Nurgle10/0/11.0-2.01.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-720k
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   0.0-370k
Skaven21/0/11.5-1.53.5   0.5   1.0-0.5   1.0   0.0-50k
Underworld Denizens11/0/02.0-1.02.0   2.0   1.0-1.0   2.0   0.010k
Wood Elf11/0/02.0-1.03.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-100k
Total188/3/71.4-1.61.4   0.8   0.4-1.3   0.6   0.3-52k