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Roster [R] High Elf

The Zoolander gang are back, branded after our favourite refreshing beverage with enough calories to go bulimic over, but that's OK because who doesn't throw up after eating too much otherwise how would we maintain such impressive toned physiques whilst maintaining social standing at all the super duper parties. So that's why we're back, branded after our favourite refreshing beverage with enough calories to go bulimic over, but that's OK because who doesn't throw up after eating too much otherwise... where was I.

Derek has been practicing Magnum, and if you don't like it then you can Derelicte your balls!




XFL X High Elf - runners up
XFL XI High Elf - CHAMPIONS!
Team members:
  • Derek (dumb as a schtick)
  • Hansel (so hot right now)
  • Matilda (the fat kid)
  • J.P. Hewitt (the hand)
  • Maury (the sellout)
  • Mugatu (happy, happy!)
  • Todd (makes mugatu happy)
  • Katinka (obey the dog!)
  • Olga (mega masseuse)
  • Larry (pop)
  • Luke (bro)
  • Scrappy (little bro)
  • Brint (orange...)
  • Meekus (...mocha...)
  • Rufus (...frappucino!)
  • Archie (who?)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Derek
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block
Tackle, +MA, Dodge, Side Step, Frenzy
   46 2 12 0 20 3 93/176 210k
(100+110)k
  
2
Hansel
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Tackle, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Mighty Blow, Dodge
 n 45 1 5 0 26 4 88/176 210k
(100+110)k
  
3
Matilda
Thrower
6 3 5 8
Pass, Safe Throw
Sure Hands, +AG, Leader
 n 16 25 0 0 0 2 35/51 170k
(90+80)k
  
4
J.P. Hewitt
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Todd
Lineman
6 4 3 8
+ST, Block
 -ag 25 2 1 0 4 3 28/31 140k
(70+70)k
  
6
Mugatu
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dirty Player, Guard
   40 0 0 0 1 4 22/31 120k
(70+50)k
  
7
Maury
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick, Block
   23 2 0 0 2 4 26/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
9
Olga
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
Larry
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Dodge, Block
   41 3 1 0 2 5 35/51 140k
(70+70)k
  
11
Luke
Lineman
6 3 4 8   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
12
Scrappy
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Wrestle
   11 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
13
Brint
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Guard, Wrestle
   13 1 5 0 0 1 21/31 140k
(90+50)k
  
14
Meekus
Catcher
9 3 4 7
Catch
+MA, Dodge, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block
   35 5 39 0 4 2 140/176 200k
(90+110)k
  
15
Rufus
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Grab
   4 2 2 0 0 0 8/16 120k
(90+30)k
  
16
Archie
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
15 players  
Coach: Chainsaw Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 2250k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2250k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:47 (32/4/11) |TD Diff:47 (99 - 52) |Cas Diff:-17 (58/27/10 - 69/28/15)
Last Opponent: Highly Motivated
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Dwarf21/1/02.0-1.00.5   0.0   0.5-3.5   1.5   0.070k
Chaos Chosen43/0/12.0-1.00.8   0.5   0.0-1.8   0.8   0.5-88k
Chaos Renegade22/0/03.5-0.50.5   1.0   0.5-2.5   0.5   0.535k
Dwarf11/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.0-10k
Elven Union22/0/01.5-0.52.0   0.0   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.520k
Goblin22/0/05.0-2.03.5   0.5   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.0140k
High Elf139/1/31.9-1.31.0   0.6   0.2-1.0   0.4   0.2-62k
Human42/1/11.8-0.80.8   0.5   0.3-2.8   0.0   0.528k
Norse11/0/02.0-1.03.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   1.0-50k
Ogre22/0/03.5-0.04.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   0.5   1.0-80k
Orc22/0/01.5-0.50.0   0.0   0.0-1.5   1.0   0.5-160k
Shambling Undead32/0/12.0-1.00.7   0.3   0.0-0.7   1.0   0.3-7k
Skaven32/0/13.0-1.31.3   0.7   0.3-1.3   0.3   0.733k
Slann10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0130k
Tomb Kings21/0/11.5-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.5   1.0   0.0-25k
Wood Elf30/1/21.0-2.32.0   0.3   0.7-1.0   0.7   0.0-300k
Total4732/4/112.1-1.11.2   0.6   0.2-1.5   0.6   0.3-38k