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Coort-In-Guyz Council Cretins
P [L] Goblin


Court-in-Guyz Council Cretins

Southern Survivalist Leeg

Caught in the Guise of doing an Honest Dayz work?

Not these Cretins!

Straight from their Day Jobz, in fact probably while they are still on the clock. The Cretinous Council "workers" of Ku-Ring-Gai come to earn some extra 'green' on the pitch. No chance any will leave, the Kompo is toot sweet.




Season XIII
The Blasted Plains - 2nd

Season XII
The Blasted Plains - 1st

Season XI
Red Mountains - 2nd

Season X - Tiering Introduced
Paintree Rainforest - 5th

Season IX
Paintree Rainforest: - 5th

Season VI
Paintree Rainforest: - 2nd

Season V
Paintree Rainforest - 1st

Season IV
Whitsundays - 3rd

Season III
Paintree Forest - 6th (joined Rd 2)








Southern Survivalistz Leeg

No player retirements.

No star players.

Special Rules:

Right stuff cancels tackle.
PO does not stack. Nor does claw.
A spiked ball is used for play. Any failed pickup or catch roll results in the player being stabbed.
Piling On player is knocked out when rolling a double on armour or injury rolls.
Sneaky Git functions like Guard on foul assists.
Banned sneaky git players are sent to the KO box instead.

ALL STAT BOOSTS MUST BE TAKEN. DOUBLES OR NOT.

Trial of Blood Season LXIV
7 Rep
Manzoo


Union Boss DECEASED - Experienced

Lawn Mowa EMERGING STAR

Stop Sign EMERGING STAR

Da Guardina DECEASED - Experienced

Petti Beurokrat DECEASED - Rookie

Cherry Picka STAR

Red Tape DECEASED - Experienced

Street Sweeper DECEASED - Experienced

Smoko EXPERIENCED

Workas Komp VETERAN

Printa Malfunction DECEASED - Experienced

Toner Shortage DECEASED - Experienced

Long Lunch
Fonnit In
Toner Shortage
Petti Beurokrat
Printa Malfunction
Street Sweeper
Union Boss

Petti Beurokrat DECEASED

Printa Malfunction DECEASED

Fonnit In DECEASED

I.O.U scrawled in crayon on the empty cabinet


**dust balls blowing through.. sound of distant scurrying of rodents**
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bored of Enquiry
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle, Juggernaut
   22 0 0 0 4 5 33/51 170k
(110+60)k
  
2
Lawn Mowa
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Guard, +AG, Juggernaut
 -ag 38 0 0 0 14 7 63/76 210k
(110+100)k
  
3
Stop Sign
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Mighty Blow, Block, Grab
   39 0 0 0 14 3 43/51 140k
(70+70)k
  
4
Opening Ceremony
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Dodge
   9 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
5
Early Mornin Overtime
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   13 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
6
Cherry Picka
Pogoer
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
+MA, Sure Feet, Side Step, Sprint, Jump Up
   38 0 24 0 0 1 77/176 180k
(70+110)k
  
7
Final Authoritah
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Liquid Lunch
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 -ma 14 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
9
Smoko
Goblin
6 1 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 -st 37 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
10
Workas Komp
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   35 0 2 0 0 2 16/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
11
Accounting Discrepancies
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
 n 30 0 2 0 2 2 20/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
12
Tray Feed Error
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Wrestle
   19 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
13
Sweati Beurokrat
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Side Step, Sure Feet
   37 0 6 0 2 2 32/51 120k
(40+80)k
  
14
Bosses Face OnnaDartBoard
Goblin
6 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 -av, n, -st 32 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
15
Inappropriate Footwear
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 n 34 0 3 0 2 0 13/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
15 players  
Coach: D_Arquebus Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1850k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 390k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1850k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:39 (18/5/16) |TD Diff:0 (48 - 48) |Cas Diff:-71 (54/17/9 - 113/28/10)
Last Opponent: Post-Mortem Survival
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0630k
Chaos Chosen11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.070k
Chaos Renegade31/1/11.0-1.01.7   1.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   0.3-40k
Dark Elf32/0/11.7-1.01.3   0.0   0.0-2.3   0.7   0.3267k
Dwarf10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   0.060k
Elven Union10/0/11.0-2.02.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-180k
Halfling11/0/01.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   3.0   0.0650k
High Elf10/1/02.0-2.00.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   2.0   0.0310k
Human22/0/01.5-0.00.5   0.5   0.5-3.0   0.5   0.0-125k
Lizardmen20/0/20.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   0.0   0.0-240k
Necromantic Horror31/1/11.0-1.31.7   0.7   0.0-3.3   1.0   0.3-97k
Norse10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   1.0-690k
Nurgle22/0/02.5-0.51.0   1.5   0.0-3.5   0.0   0.0-115k
Ogre33/0/01.7-0.01.0   0.7   0.3-1.3   1.0   0.3-77k
Orc21/0/11.0-1.51.0   0.0   0.0-3.5   0.5   1.0230k
Skaven30/1/21.3-2.02.7   0.7   0.3-1.7   1.3   0.3-47k
Slann20/1/10.5-1.51.5   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.5335k
Tomb Kings11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-5.0   0.0   1.020k
Vampire20/0/20.5-3.01.5   0.0   0.5-5.0   0.5   0.0-425k
Wood Elf42/0/21.3-1.52.3   0.8   0.8-3.3   0.5   0.0-233k
Total3918/5/161.2-1.21.4   0.4   0.2-2.9   0.7   0.3-18k