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SPACEBALLS the FUMBBL team
Roster [R] Ogre

And may the Schwartz be with you!!

Ulthuan Invitational XV - Out in the first round of qualifier...far too outclassed.

The "I FEAR NO DORF/CHORF!" Wall of Pain, ye be warned any and all shortrounds who challenge the Spaceballs for your game will be posted here for every victory we claim over you:




May each one serve as a badge of honor for us and may we collect a great many more. Let it serve as a gateway for all the Ogre coaches of FUMBBL who are reluctant to accept that eager challenge of theirs.

Fear not the Dorf, for he can be killed like any other. Fear not the Chorf, for his claw will pen nothing if you hit him first.

The snot may break, but if he filled a need for the drive then his purpose was served. The ogre may bonehead, but will get to try again next turn.

A Dorf may have already won in his mind, but break him early and watch his resolve waver in the face of your sheer weight and might. Let his arrogance be his downfall, and as you stare down each one remember the rallying cry.

Say it loudly and let it be heard throughout the Ogre Kingdom:

I FEAR NO DORF!!!

 Barf the Third's epitaph, may it remind me to be a better coach in the future.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
President Skroob IV
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Block
   17 0 0 0 8 1 21/31 190k
(140+50)k
  
2
Dark Helmet II
Ogre
6 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
+MA, Block, Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm, Tackle
   107 0 7 1 73 14 Legend
239
 290k
(140+150)k
  
3
Colonel Sandurz III
Ogre
6 5 3 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
+MA, Break Tackle, +AG, Juggernaut, Guard
   43 2 15 0 11 13 134/176 270k
(140+130)k
  
4
Commanderette Zircon IV
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block
   4 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 170k
(140+30)k
  
5
Radar Tech Winslow V
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle
   8 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 160k
(140+20)k
  
6
Pizza the Hutt II
Runt Punter
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Kick Team-Mate, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull
Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm, Leader, Grab
   63 0 2 0 23 5 77/176 250k
(150+100)k
  
7
Dot Matrix VII
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
8
Vinnie III
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
 n 19 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
9
Lone Starr XI
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   16 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
10
Hello My Baby IV
Gnoblar
5 1 3 4
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
 -av, -st, m 59 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 40k
(0)k
  
11
Princess Vespa XII
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
12
Ludicrous Speed VII
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
   9 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
13
Liquid Schwartz VI
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
14
Yogurt IV
Gnoblar
6 1 3 4
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
+MA, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block
 -av 51 1 9 0 0 8 68/76 120k
(20+100)k
  
15
Barf XI
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
16
Snotty Beamed V
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Bluegill87 Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1960k / 2140k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 150k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2180k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:141 (37/39/65) |TD Diff:-55 (144 - 199) |Cas Diff:-341 (206/92/37 - 470/141/65)
Last Opponent: Cheery Fellas
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen73/1/31.1-1.31.7   0.7   0.1-2.9   0.7   0.7-16k
Chaos Dwarf123/2/70.8-1.41.4   0.7   0.4-4.4   0.8   0.758k
Chaos Renegade32/0/10.7-1.01.7   1.3   0.0-3.7   0.3   0.797k
Dark Elf110/5/61.0-1.71.0   0.6   0.3-3.8   0.8   0.4-40k
Dwarf136/2/51.4-1.11.6   0.3   0.5-3.9   0.9   0.5-54k
Elven Union20/0/20.5-5.02.5   0.5   0.0-5.5   1.5   0.5-130k
Goblin42/1/11.8-1.33.5   1.5   0.0-2.0   0.8   0.3423k
Halfling30/3/01.0-1.03.0   0.7   0.3-1.7   0.3   0.3343k
High Elf42/0/21.5-2.31.0   1.3   0.0-2.3   0.8   0.0-173k
Human70/1/60.9-2.61.3   0.3   0.7-3.4   1.3   0.49k
Lizardmen71/3/31.0-1.41.6   0.3   0.1-3.4   1.0   0.371k
Necromantic Horror60/2/40.8-1.81.3   0.7   0.3-3.0   1.3   0.732k
Norse33/0/01.7-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-2.7   1.3   0.3-23k
Nurgle83/4/11.4-0.81.0   0.9   0.3-4.0   1.3   0.410k
Ogre91/6/20.8-0.91.7   0.8   0.1-3.1   1.0   0.8-103k
Orc134/1/80.9-1.30.8   0.3   0.2-3.4   1.2   0.4-194k
Shambling Undead42/1/11.5-1.00.5   0.8   0.3-3.5   2.3   0.5-128k
Skaven41/1/21.0-1.51.8   0.8   0.0-2.5   0.8   0.8110k
Tomb Kings81/4/30.5-0.90.8   0.4   0.5-3.5   1.5   0.6-125k
Underworld Denizens51/1/30.8-1.62.2   0.4   0.2-2.2   1.0   0.2174k
Vampire32/0/11.3-1.01.0   1.7   0.3-2.7   0.0   0.0127k
Wood Elf50/1/40.8-2.42.4   1.0   0.2-2.2   0.8   0.2-4k
Total14137/39/651.0-1.41.5   0.7   0.3-3.3   1.0   0.5-7k