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Axis of just as evil
Retired [X2] Nurglings

Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be more evil than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil...in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil...we're the best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.

"They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly cool."

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered.

Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs.

Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil," forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil," while Bulgaria,Indonesia and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable."

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up...Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics."

Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America," while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick." "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis, although he rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in "Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lajv Niklas
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(15)k
  
2
Sven Syrien
Nurgling
5 2 1 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 -ag 12 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 70k
(20)k
  
3
Carl Canada
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   10 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 70k
(40)k
  
4
Snuffe Sudan
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Sure Feet
   13 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 70k
(40)k
  
5
Mats den andre Mexico
Beast
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(255)k
  
7
Bob
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(15)k
  
8
Nisse Nya Zeeland
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Dirty Player
   9 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 70k
(70)k
  
9
Pelle Paraguay
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   7 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 70k
(40)k
  
11
Chad Chadguay
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Big Hand
   13 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 70k
(40)k
  
12
Blockchoklad
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(15)k
  
13
Ulf Uruguay
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
 n 7 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(13)k
  
14
Se upp för min potence
Nurgling
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
+AG, Catch
 m 10 0 1 0 5 1 18/ 110k
(0)k
  
16
Karl den andre Kina
Beast
4 5 1 9
Big Guy, Foul Appearance, Infect, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Tentacles
Block
   4 0 0 0 6 0 12/ 150k
(131)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Stonewall Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Nurglings Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 15k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1150k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:15 (3/5/7) |TD Diff:-6 (12 - 18) |Cas Diff:1 (40/18/9 - 29/28/9)
Last Opponent: Baby Back RIbbs
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Halfling30/1/20.3-1.30.7   1.3   0.3-2.0   2.7   0.7-67k
Albion Fae10/0/10.0-1.03.0   2.0   2.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-10k
Goblin10/1/01.0-1.03.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.020k
Goblin Cheaters30/1/20.3-1.34.0   1.7   0.3-1.0   0.7   0.363k
Nurglings21/1/01.5-1.03.5   2.0   0.5-0.5   2.0   1.5-90k
Pygmy10/0/10.0-2.02.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   1.0-130k
Snotling11/0/03.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   2.0-10k
Strigoyan31/1/11.0-1.33.0   0.7   1.3-2.3   3.0   0.0-53k
Total153/5/70.8-1.22.7   1.2   0.6-1.9   1.9   0.6-32k