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Retired [B] Halfling

Some years ago I helped to restructure a company that manufactured saussages. I was invited to a tour of the plant. I expected that I'd never eat a saussage again after I'd been through. But the opposite was actually the case. Some of my faith in the food industry was restored. It's still a shame how they keep the animals, of course. I try to be a better person and eat less meat, but every now and then, I just need a treat. A treat of WURST.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Schinken
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Break Tackle
   4 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 140k
(120+20)k
  
2
Thüringer
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Break Tackle, Guard
   4 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 160k
(120+40)k
  
3
Nürnberger II
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
4
Merguez
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 1 1 0 0 5/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
Bockwurst II
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Leberwurst
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Teewurst
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Wiener
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   4 0 3 0 2 1 18/ 70k
(30+40)k
  
9
Mortadella II
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Salami
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Chorrizo
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   4 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
13
Pölser
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
Blutwurst
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
Mettwurst
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
16
Weisswurst
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
15 players  
Coach: Verminardo Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1030k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1030k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:4 (3/0/1) |TD Diff:4 (7 - 3) |Cas Diff:-2 (9/2/2 - 8/5/2)
Last Opponent: Big Buggerz
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Dark Elf11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-10k
Goblin11/0/03.0-0.05.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   3.0   2.040k
Ogre11/0/02.0-0.03.0   1.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   0.0-30k
Tomb Kings10/0/10.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.00k
Total43/0/11.8-0.82.3   0.5   0.5-2.0   1.3   0.50k