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Famous Not-Quite-Last Words
Retired [X] Necromantic

Some people have Famous Last Words. For a select few, they aren't <i>really</i> their last words...
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
I have a ring of regeneration.
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Block
   16 0 1 0 6 0 15/ 140k
(148)k
  
2
I'm invincible!
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Block
   13 1 1 0 1 0 6/ 140k
(148)k
  
3
I don't think it bit me.
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle
   16 0 3 0 9 1 32/ 190k
(200)k
  
4
What big teeth you have...
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
Mighty Blow, Block, Dauntless
   10 1 3 0 10 3 45/ 200k
(200)k
  
5
I see *how many* wights?
Wight
6 3 4 8
Block, Regenerate
+AG, Strip Ball
   16 4 4 0 2 1 25/ 150k
(155)k
  
6
It's white?
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Tackle
   13 0 1 0 4 0 11/ 110k
(128)k
  
7
This hallway is clear.
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
 m 2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(0)k
  
8
Tastes like chicken.
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
   6 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 90k
(115)k
  
9
Genie, make me a ham sandwich.
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   15 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
10
What does this button do?
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(40)k
  
12
I mix the potions and drink.
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block, Dirty Player
   16 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 70k
(123)k
  
13
They're only kobolds.
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Guard
   16 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 60k
(75)k
  
15
We should be safe here.
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   16 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
16
Uthgar Ambosstiegel
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Mezir Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Necromantic Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1750k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:16 (11/2/3) |TD Diff:18 (28 - 10) |Cas Diff:12 (26/14/6 - 16/14/4)
Last Opponent: Sister Hazel
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Dark Elf33/0/02.3-0.31.3   1.0   0.3-1.3   0.3   0.0-153k
Amazon10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-20k
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-470k
Chaos Dwarf21/1/01.5-0.53.0   0.5   0.0-1.5   1.5   0.5-140k
Elven Union11/0/02.0-0.04.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Human10/0/11.0-4.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.010k
Lizardmen11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-40k
Norse21/1/01.5-0.52.5   2.5   1.0-1.5   1.5   1.0-85k
Nurgle11/0/02.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0-100k
Shambling Undead11/0/02.0-0.00.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   2.0   0.0-160k
Skaven22/0/03.0-0.52.0   0.5   0.5-0.0   0.5   0.0-135k
Total1611/2/31.8-0.61.6   0.9   0.4-1.0   0.9   0.3-123k