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Smallest and the Best
Retired [X2] Pygmy

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<div style="line-height: 150%; font-size: smaller; ">Nobody is perfect but we're pretty fucking close
and we're here to give you all a heavy heavenly close
We think you better listen cos we know who you are
and we think that you should treat us like a superstar
because we're more than just some pygmies we're the gift to all of you
and we're here to make sure that our message gets through
We wonder if you're really all as dumb as you look
or are you smart enough to learn the rules in our book
We hope you understand that the knowledge that we bring
puts our coach in the position of a good or a king
'cos he's blessed with the gift of the magic touch
and we wouldn't say that we're asking too much
all you have to do is get down on your knees and prey
and we promise you the remedy is on its way
but you can never be like us so don't waste your time
because we reign supreme and our position is divine

What's wrong with being self possessed?
nobody satisfied with being second best
We've got the gift and we know that we are blessed
and we've got to get it off our chests

We're the smallest but the best
better than the rest
better than the rest

We're not afraid of competition cos we know that we're the best
and you haven't got a chance to even pass our little test
even if you wanted to you couldn't pay the price
there ain't no room for losers in our perfect paradise
'cos life is always based upon the weight of your success
so we'll make sure that we get the most and nothing less
if we love ourself then everyone will love us too
and there's nothing you can do for us that we can't do

So welcome to our kingdom and enjoy your little stay
even if you can't afford it we'll still make you pay
so you better come and get it and enjoy it while you can
don't tell us that you're dumb enough to think we give a damn

We're the smallest and the best
better than the rest
better than the rest

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Froo
Eagle Warrior
7 2 3 6
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dodge
   3 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 80k
(138)k
  
2
Tjopp
Eagle Warrior
7 2 3 6
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dodge
   2 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 80k
(138)k
  
3
Orfl'k
Alligator Warrior
4 2 2 8
Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(15)k
  
4
Kaflarock
Jaguar Warrior
6 2 3 6
Claw, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Sprint, Stunty
Dodge
   5 1 1 0 2 1 13/ 100k
(148)k
  
5
Olawanaaamazatawa
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(80)k
  
6
Irikitikki
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(80)k
  
7
Howahoo
Pygmy
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
+MA, Diving Tackle
   13 1 2 0 2 2 21/ 95k
(148)k
  
9
Mwahalawa
Pygmy
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
+MA
 n 11 1 0 0 2 1 10/ 65k
(104)k
  
11
Icki-icki
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(80)k
  
13
K'mrr
Alligator Warrior
4 2 2 8
Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
 n 12 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 70k
(13)k
  
16
T'pkaan
Kroxigor
7 5 1 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
Pro, Block, +MA
   14 0 0 0 21 0 42/ 220k
(165)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Sutech Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Pygmy Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 6  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1235k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (4/2/8) |TD Diff:-11 (14 - 25) |Cas Diff:-13 (25/13/8 - 27/22/10)
Last Opponent: Shokk attakkers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Goblin Cheaters21/1/01.5-1.01.5   0.5   1.5-3.5   1.5   0.045k
Albion Fae20/0/20.5-4.52.5   0.5   0.0-3.5   1.0   0.5-360k
Chaos Halfling20/0/20.5-2.50.5   0.5   0.0-1.5   3.0   0.5-295k
Pygmy10/0/10.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   1.0-30k
Snotling32/0/12.0-1.02.3   0.7   0.7-0.7   1.3   0.3-133k
Squig Herders20/1/11.0-1.51.0   2.0   0.5-1.0   2.5   0.0-365k
Strigoyan21/0/10.5-1.02.5   1.5   1.0-1.0   1.0   3.0-195k
Total144/2/81.0-1.81.8   0.9   0.6-1.9   1.6   0.7-198k