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Meme Machines
Roster [L] Amazon

There are two types of people in the world, the Meme-rs and the Dreamers. And then there are those people who are both. So actually there are three types of people in the world: the memers, the dreamers, and the meme dreamers.

And then you think about it, and like, some people prefer dogs to cats, or cats to dogs, or, if you're a real meme dreamer, beluga whales to narwhals. So realistically there is probably like 5+ types of people. But there are only two important types of people: those who think the dress is blue and black, and those who think it's white and gold.

This is a team of the meme dreamers, those who have survived the interwooblets with enough sanity to retain some form of identity or forge a new one from the ashes of a million luls. This is a team who prefers birch trees to larch trees just so that they have something to discuss as the next book club meeting.

If the Spicyness is willing, their dreams will be realized, on the bloody field of Blood Bowl.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Sarah "Rainbow" Sponge
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
   12 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
2
Danica Doge
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 6
Dodge
Mighty Blow, Block
 -av, m 11 0 0 0 4 2 18/31 100k
(0)k
  
3
Catarina Cheese Machine
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
4
Tania Tunak Tunak
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
   11 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
5
Natasha "Look at this Graph" Daniels
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
   12 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
6
Erica Epic Sax
Eagle Warrior Thrower
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Heather Harambae
Piranha Warrior Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Guard
   12 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
8
"Spicy Meme" Spice
Eagle Warrior Thrower
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
Sure Hands, Block
   12 12 3 0 2 1 30/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
9
Becca Bustin'
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, Tackle
   11 0 4 0 0 1 17/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
10
Shay "Cannibal" LeBeouf
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Mighty Blow
   11 0 0 0 5 1 15/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
11
Sonja Spoopy
Koka Kalim Blitzer
7 3 4 7
Block, Dodge
+AG, +MA
   12 1 4 1 5 0 25/31 160k
(90+70)k
  
12
Natalie Boi
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Tackle
   12 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
13
Kiwizzle "The Dream"
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: SupaStar Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Amazon Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1450k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 310k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1550k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (6/2/4) |TD Diff:2 (12 - 10) |Cas Diff:2 (14/6/2 - 12/6/2)
Last Opponent: FACelebrity A-Lizters
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Necromantic Horror21/0/10.5-0.51.0   1.0   0.5-0.5   0.5   0.0-5k
Chaos Dwarf21/0/10.5-0.51.5   1.0   0.5-2.0   0.0   0.5-30k
Chaos Renegade32/1/01.7-1.00.7   0.3   0.0-1.7   0.3   0.0-133k
Dark Elf22/0/01.5-0.02.0   0.5   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.0-30k
Lizardmen30/1/20.7-1.71.0   0.0   0.0-0.7   1.0   0.3-107k
Total126/2/41.0-0.81.2   0.5   0.2-1.0   0.5   0.2-71k