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[R]oyal ORChestra
Retired [R] Orc

Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and a saxophone?
A: You can tune a chainsaw.

Q: Why did J.S. Bach have so many children?
A: Because he didn't have any organ stops.

★ Hall of Fame ★
NameGCpTdItCsvpSpNotes
Shredder the Guitarist1804016254Best game: 10 SPP
The Conductor1821101037
Oompa the Tuba Player170003636Best game: 10 SPP (RIP)
Catguts the Violinist180401434
Wolfgang the Pianist1700013131
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Papa Oom
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
2
The Conductor
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Leader, Dodge
   18 2 11 0 1 0 37/ 140k
(70+70)k
  
3
Catguts the Violinist
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow
   18 0 4 0 1 4 34/ 140k
(80+60)k
  
4
Tomtom the Drummer
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
 n 16 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 100k
(80+20)k
  
5
Wolfgang the Pianist
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard
   17 0 0 0 13 1 31/ 140k
(80+60)k
  
6
Aqualung the Flutist
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
   18 1 3 0 2 0 14/ 100k
(80+20)k
  
7
Shredder the Guitarist
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, +MA
   18 0 4 0 16 2 54/ 170k
(80+90)k
  
8
Yo-yo the Cellist
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
   18 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 120k
(80+40)k
  
9
Slider the Trombonist
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
   18 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 120k
(80+40)k
  
10
Stagehand
Lineman
5 3 3 9   18 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Usher
Lineman
5 3 3 9   16 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Gonga Bang
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
13
Spitvalve
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Gozer_the_Gozerian Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1670k (±520) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 120k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1670k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:18 (11/6/1) |TD Diff:15 (24 - 9) |Cas Diff:38 (30/15/8 - 7/5/3)
Last Opponent: Naggaroth Vicious Corsairs
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/01.0-0.00.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Lizardmen10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.080k
Chaos Chosen11/0/02.0-0.02.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   1.030k
Chaos Dwarf22/0/01.5-0.02.0   0.5   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.560k
Dark Elf21/1/01.5-1.00.5   0.0   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.065k
Dwarf11/0/01.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.090k
Elven Union21/1/01.0-0.51.5   1.0   0.5-0.5   0.5   0.0-15k
High Elf22/0/01.5-0.01.5   0.0   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.025k
Human10/0/11.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-30k
Ogre11/0/02.0-0.07.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Skaven11/0/02.0-0.03.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0100k
Slann10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-40k
Wood Elf20/2/01.0-1.01.5   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.535k
Total1811/6/11.3-0.51.7   0.8   0.4-0.4   0.3   0.231k