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Why'd It Have to Be Sneks
Roster [L] Snakemen

Have you ever imagined of an alternate universe where every living person was actually a snake dressed in their clothes, and every snake was actually one of each living person, and that the snake-people call the people-snakes: “Sneks”, and that the snake-people made a movie called “Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark” and they put a scene in the movie where “Indiana Whip Snek” had to enter the “Well of Souls” which happened to be crawling with dozens of people?

...I did...

...two years ago...

If that existed, then the titular quote of the film would have to be:

Why’d it have to be Sneks?

And thus, the Snakemen team was born.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Indiana Whip Snek
Constrictor
5 4 2 8
Tentacles
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
2
Smooth Jones Sr.
Constrictor
5 4 2 8
Tentacles
Block
   2 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
3
Marion Cobra
Mesmer
5 3 3 7
Hypnotic Gaze, Prehensile Tail
 -av, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(0)k
  
4
Willie Rat Snek
Mesmer
5 3 3 8
Hypnotic Gaze, Prehensile Tail
 m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(0)k
  
5
Short Ball Snek
Runner
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Prehensile Tail, Side Step
 m 2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 90k
(0)k
  
6
Mutt Vine Snek
Runner
6 3 2 7
Dodge, Prehensile Tail, Side Step
 -ag 1 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
7
Mola Boa
Snakeman
5 3 3 8
Prehensile Tail
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
8
White-Lipped Belloq
Snakeman
4 3 3 8
Prehensile Tail
 -ma, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(0)k
  
9
Sunbeam Tolt
Snakeman
5 3 3 8
Prehensile Tail
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
Cat-Eyed Spalko
Snakeman
5 3 3 8
Prehensile Tail
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
11
Indigo Donovan
Snakeman
5 3 3 8
Prehensile Tail
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
17
Richard Goldtree
Journeyman Snakeman
5 3 3 8
Prehensile Tail
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
18
Duane Dirtyorc
Journeyman Snakeman
5 3 3 8
Prehensile Tail
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
19
Fredrick Whiterock
Journeyman Snakeman
5 3 3 8
Prehensile Tail
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
20
Billy Darklightning
Journeyman Snakeman
5 3 3 8
Prehensile Tail
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
7 players (+4 players missing next game)  
Coach: Nintennerd Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Snakemen Fan Factor: 1  
Current Team Value: 970k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1280k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:2 (1/0/1) |TD Diff:-2 (2 - 4) |Cas Diff:-4 (0/1/0 - 1/4/0)
Last Opponent: Savage Furniture
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Engineers11/0/02.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-10k
Savage Orc10/0/10.0-4.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   3.0   0.010k
Total21/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.5   0.0-0.5   2.0   0.00k